Article

2006-11-26 Britain

Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email fred.pruitt=at=gmail.com with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-11-26 11:07|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Tell the folks at Hal...Asteriod..Division to speed up the transit of that Mecca impact...

Posted by 3dc 2006-11-26 12:29|| 2006-11-26 12:29|| Front Page Top

#2 It's just the obvious product of the corporate pursuit of efficiency - one ~~size~~ meal fits all.

Posted by .com 2006-11-26 12:31|| 2006-11-26 12:31|| Front Page Top

#3 The headteacher announced that she intended to replace the childrens traditional turkey meal with halal chicken.

She explained that eating poultry which had been slaughtered in the Muslim way would create an integrated Christmas.

Will the 'Muslim Christmas Dinner' be followed by the beheading of all the little boys and raping of the little girls by the muslim faithful too?

Would that be 'integrated' enough?

God made the idiot for practice... then he made the school board. -- Mark Twain

Posted by CrazyFool 2006-11-26 12:38|| 2006-11-26 12:38|| Front Page Top

#4 Is halal the same as Kosher? If so call it Kosher and slap a star of david on it and allow the Muslims to eat all they want.

Posted by rjschwarz 2006-11-26 13:36|| 2006-11-26 13:36|| Front Page Top

#5 hopefully halal means polonium 210 enriched.

Posted by anymouse 2006-11-26 14:21|| 2006-11-26 14:21|| Front Page Top

#6 To the best of my knowledge, rjshwarz, halal food is nothing like kosher, except the intersecting sets of forbidden/permitted ingredients. As I understand it, halal slaughtering is done while saying a certain prayer and facing Mecca, and things like a sexually trangressed-upon permitted animal is halal for selling to villages other than one's own, so long as it is slaughtered in the halal manner. Cleanliness as such, so critical for kashrut, doesn't seem to be nearly as important for the halal label, given reports coming out that halal labelled foods sold in Europe fairly consistently fail State-required hygiene tests. this compares to kosher-certified foods, which generally exceed FDA standards.

Posted by trailing wife 2006-11-26 16:01|| 2006-11-26 16:01|| Front Page Top

#7 Why am I suddenly having visions from Animal House:

FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Lancasters Over Dresden 2006-11-26 16:03|| http://www.michaelcalderonscall.com]">[http://www.michaelcalderonscall.com] 2006-11-26 16:03|| Front Page Top

#8 given reports coming out that halal labelled foods sold in Europe fairly consistently fail State-required hygiene tests

And sometimes are not hallal at all, even containing pork! When big money is at play, and hallal food IS, screwing your fellow believers is, well, hallal.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-11-26 16:03|| 2006-11-26 16:03|| Front Page Top

#9 Let them eat pork.

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2006-11-26 16:50|| www.sockpuppetofdoom.com]">[www.sockpuppetofdoom.com] 2006-11-26 16:50|| Front Page Top

#10 Let them pork eats.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2006-11-26 19:25|| 2006-11-26 19:25|| Front Page Top

#11 For all your catering needs... Pay no attenton to that oinking sound.

Posted by Hallaliburton Catering Division 2006-11-26 19:51|| 2006-11-26 19:51|| Front Page Top

#12 Hallaliburton? Oh dear.

Posted by trailing wife 2006-11-26 20:19|| 2006-11-26 20:19|| Front Page Top

#13 Let pork eat them.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2006-11-26 20:27|| 2006-11-26 20:27|| Front Page Top

#14 Let them eat uncovered meat!

Posted by Hilaliburton Bondi Barbie Div.">Hilaliburton Bondi Barbie Div. 2006-11-26 20:56|| 2006-11-26 20:56|| Front Page Top

22:45 ErickWahne
23:45 Swamp Blondie
23:39 Swamp Blondie
23:29 Zenster
23:25 Glenmore
23:21 Anguper Hupomosing9418
23:06 Zenster
23:06 Anguper Hupomosing9418
22:59 Silentbrick
22:56 Anguper Hupomosing9418
22:52 Anguper Hupomosing9418
22:48 Anguper Hupomosing9418
22:45 ErickWahne
22:35 Chuck
22:26 Zenster
22:25 Hilaliburton Bondi Barbie Div.
22:09 Old Patriot
21:58 USN,Ret
21:57 USN,Ret
21:53 .com
21:52 USN,Ret
21:41 trailing wife
21:32 Frank G
21:30 Frank G