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2019-11-27 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Florida Mon In Van Guns Down AK-47 Wielding Robber Because He Didn’t Want ‘To Go Out Like A Punk’

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Posted by Fred 2019-11-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 He demonstrated what he did for CBS4... That is how I did this to him

CBS4's Mr D'Oench was taken straight to hospital after. They got the four bullets out. 'A damn tough reporter', the doc said.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-27 01:18|| 2019-11-27 01:18|| Front Page Top

#2 legally Killing a criminal whilst they are committing a crime should see you get a portion of the saved prison costs in recompense.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2019-11-27 03:26|| 2019-11-27 03:26|| Front Page Top

#3 Bring back Letters of Marque for domestic brigands.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2019-11-27 06:16|| 2019-11-27 06:16|| Front Page Top

#4 Oh BP, and the court and processing expenses.

Posted by Procopius2k 2019-11-27 07:24|| 2019-11-27 07:24|| Front Page Top

#5 I love a happy ending!

Posted by DarthVader 2019-11-27 09:28|| 2019-11-27 09:28|| Front Page Top

#6 and the court and processing expenses

Yet another way to starve the beast.

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-11-27 10:32|| 2019-11-27 10:32|| Front Page Top

#7 The guy's a member of the NRA and has a CCL too. But I admire the reflex to not negotiate or blubber and just go with it.

"Mommy ? Who is Florida Man ?"

"He's the man your daddy never ..." [mumbling]

"Daddy... aaiieeeeee !" [wimmin scream]

"Eh wot's this ? Come into my van, will youse ?"

[tango waves AK in face, wimmin scream on]

BANG BANG BANG BANGETTY BANG BANG BANG BANG CLICK !

[daddy spits on dead intruder]

"Y'know Jackson ? It's yore daddy. He's Florida Man."

"Oh daddy yooz the man !"

Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-27 10:36|| 2019-11-27 10:36|| Front Page Top

#8 Too bad for the robber that this didn't happen in New York or California. The shooter would have been charged with murder, gun crimes, and daring to defend himself.
If he had actually been able to get a permit in the first place.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2019-11-27 10:47|| 2019-11-27 10:47|| Front Page Top

#9 Too bad for the robber

All you say is true, but here in Florida, dead is dead. If you arent a "white hispanic" shooting a ~~mulatto~~ Obutthole's son, you are fine.

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-11-27 13:05|| 2019-11-27 13:05|| Front Page Top

#10 and he was surprised to see what I did.

Not for long though.

Posted by gorb 2019-11-27 15:34|| 2019-11-27 15:34|| Front Page Top

#11 ^LOL

Posted by Secret Master 2019-11-27 21:35|| 2019-11-27 21:35|| Front Page Top

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