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2003-12-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Ain’t no drag . . . Papa’s got a brand new (diplomatic) bag!
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Posted by Mike 2003-12-09 10:03:11 AM|| || Front Page|| [11125 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 "The Hardest Working Man in Diplomacy"
Posted by mojo  2003-12-9 11:02:29 AM||   2003-12-9 11:02:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Two words, James: Diplomatic Immunity
Posted by Steve  2003-12-9 1:08:08 PM||   2003-12-9 1:08:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 I have a good sense of humor, but I really don't find this very funny at all.
Posted by B 2003-12-9 1:46:20 PM||   2003-12-9 1:46:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#4  Mike,
Thank you for inspiring a new party game just in time for Christmas season.Match a celebrity with department of government.Some of mine:
Ted Nugent-ATF
Bobby Brown-Agriculture
Hillary Clinton-Child Welfare
Rush Limbaugh-FDA
Ted Turner-Press Secretary
Paris Hilton-PBS
Psychic Hotline-CIA
Al Gore-Patent Office

You can offend everybody,both left and right can play.Or you could add wrestlers to mix:
The Rock-Dept.of Defence
Stone Cold Steve Austin-State Department.
Vince MacMahon(sp.?)-Treasury

Posted by Stephen 2003-12-9 2:31:28 PM||   2003-12-9 2:31:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Personally, I'm looking forward to Secretary of Defense William "Refrigerator" Perry, . . . no, wait, someone already did that gag!
Posted by Mike  2003-12-9 2:52:57 PM||   2003-12-9 2:52:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Isn't it nice to know that SecState Powell has a bit of funk to him and is a little "black?"
He was starting to remind me too much of Don "No Soul" Jackson from the movie "Amazon Women on the Moon."
Congrats to James Brown,too--he was long overdue for his great contributions to American culture.
Posted by Jennie Taliaferro  2003-12-9 3:51:32 PM|| [http://www.greatestjeneration.com]  2003-12-9 3:51:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Isn't it nice to know that SecState Powell has a bit of funk to him and is a little "black?" Hopefully this is a sarcastic comment and not another chapter in the ongoing misguided saga to define the "black" man.
Posted by Super Hose  2003-12-9 5:26:15 PM||   2003-12-9 5:26:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Madonna: Secretary of the Navy
Posted by Shipman 2003-12-9 6:34:42 PM||   2003-12-9 6:34:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Ship - doncha think Cher sorta pre-empted that spot with her music video performance on the Battleship Missouri? All those sailors and turrets... she seemed to be into it...
Posted by .com 2003-12-9 7:10:09 PM||   2003-12-9 7:10:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Cher? Eh, one battleship. Madonna knows what to do with a fleet.
Posted by Pappy 2003-12-9 9:30:55 PM||   2003-12-9 9:30:55 PM|| Front Page Top

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