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2010-12-31 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Honest TSA I Spilled Tobasco on my Johnson

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Posted by Beavis 2010-12-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11124 views ] Top

#1 quick solution: quit masturbating with Tabasco, fool

Posted by Frank G 2010-12-31 00:26|| 2010-12-31 00:26|| Front Page Top

#2 Try the habanero next time.

Posted by gorb 2010-12-31 02:15|| 2010-12-31 02:15|| Front Page Top

#3 We always used milk to stop the burn of hot peppers. Rubbing only spreads the irritant, making the pain worse... and it lasts for hours. One would expect a gentleman in pain would ask the nearest stewardess for first aid help, however mortifying.

Posted by trailing wife 2010-12-31 07:35|| 2010-12-31 07:35|| Front Page Top

#4 There's a rude country & western song in there somewhere.

Let's see. A cowboy rides into town, gets himself some lunch and spills "Snake Bite Hot Sauce" on himself. Nothing works to reduce the fire, so he gets the idea of visiting a local whore-lady. It doesn't help him much, but it gets her all fired up, and so soon, between the two, everybody in town has their crotch on fire.

But the day is saved by bisexual Juanita, who isn't bothered by spicy hot food. She goes around town "sucking out the poison".

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-12-31 07:59|| 2010-12-31 07:59|| Front Page Top

#5 TMI

Posted by OldSpook 2010-12-31 14:23|| 2010-12-31 14:23|| Front Page Top

#6 He couldn't have been flying DELTA coach. He simply wouldn't have had room for that type of activity.

Posted by Besoeker 2010-12-31 14:45|| 2010-12-31 14:45|| Front Page Top

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