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2003-01-02 Home Front

Pakistani: ''Hey! That's my face in that wanted poster!''

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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-01-02 10:24 am|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 It seems time for a Mulla Nasruddin story:

The Mulla was checking in at the airport, and he was asked for his identification. The good mulla pulled out a hand-mirror, pointed at his face in it, and said, "That's me!"

Now for the next 7 or 8 stories...

Posted by Tresho 2003-01-02 18:25:34|| 2003-01-02 18:25:34|| Front Page Top

#2 Radio caller in TO this morning admitted that the phoney documents he "lost" when entering Canada were sent back to Pakland to be reused by the next guy. Welcome to Canada, Firesign Inc.

Posted by john 2003-01-02 19:29:08|| 2003-01-02 19:29:08|| Front Page Top

#3 This is starting to sound like an old Firesign Theatre bit:

"Excuse me sir, but this passport photo looks nothing like you."

"Lies! All Lies!"

Posted by mojo 2003-01-02 10:41:25|| 2003-01-02 10:41:25|| Front Page Top

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