Article

2003-08-16 Southeast Asia

Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email fred.pruitt=at=gmail.com with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.

Posted by Steve White 2003-08-16 12:14:23 AM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Al Guardian? Islam Online. Al Jizzwadi? PakiWookieNews? Steve, old boy, I think you've hit the lap limit and need to come in for a pit stop. I have the Clinical Psych all lined up for your evaluation and we have a new wardrobe picked out: a kinda rugged set of "shirts" (all extra-long sleeved - in a slightly off-white - leather bits, buckles, very butch - you'll love 'em), flip-flops, silk jammy-bottoms, the whole Hugh Hefner kinda rig, with that little "extra" something, y'know? You've been in enemy territory far too long. Please phone home...

Maj. Gen. I Made Pastika
So did I! Was it good for you?

As for Al Guardian's dipshit story title ("...In Secret!") Oooooohhh! Call AI immediately! They can't even play their agenda game well. Squirrels. I wonder if their average reader, and this is where my concern comes in, Steve (BEG), even realizes that the title bit is unnecessary scare shit -- of course he's at an undisclosed location for questioning. Doofs.

I hope they heat up the pokers extra-hot for the Ham-Man and he sings like the entire chorus of Carousel. Gloves off. When they're done with him and have extracted every drop from his brain, I hope they then hand him over to ol' Maj. Gen. I Made Pastika for another round of fun or three. Singapore can certainly have a shot, too. They've been a big help. Malaysia can go fuck a coconut tree - Mahathir is one of them would likely engineer his "escape" - asshat Izzoid fuckwad.

If he survives Indo and Sing, then we should send his ass back to Gitmo (Oooooooohhhhh, Gitmo!) so he can be used as an object lesson for the others. For this to be effective, he should be very fucked up physically. A colostomy bag - with a demonstration of its use and care, should be the first order of biz for the other Gitmo (Oooooooohhhhh, Gitmo!) cretins when he returns.

Posted by .com 2003-8-16 12:57:29 AM|| 2003-8-16 12:57:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Allied countries?

Who else is in on the fun?

Posted by Anonymous 2003-8-16 1:00:35 AM|| 2003-8-16 1:00:35 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 I hope he gets a fair trial, ya know.

Posted by Lucky 2003-8-16 1:02:49 AM|| 2003-8-16 1:02:49 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Lucky - you ol' softie, you!

Posted by .com 2003-8-16 3:03:11 AM|| 2003-8-16 3:03:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 .com

A colostomy bag

Made from a pig bladder, preferably.
Oh, and a limp. Definitely a limp.

he should be very fucked up physically

Ah, I see you have that covered. Great minds think alike, and all that...
;-)

Posted by Celissa 2003-8-16 5:52:05 AM|| [http://www.celissasblog.com/] 2003-8-16 5:52:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Celissa - LOL - and I like the pig bladder a LOT - nice touch!

Posted by .com 2003-8-16 6:18:19 AM|| 2003-8-16 6:18:19 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 I bet you could charge $2 a pop to Aussies willing to help interrogate him and solve our California budget deficit. Any thoughts, Anon1?

Posted by Frank G 2003-8-16 2:12:42 PM|| 2003-8-16 2:12:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Recycle, I say. Remember that we are getting short on medical test animals. Maybe cosmetics testing, heh heh.....Or something a bit more dashing, like maximum contaminant levels for toxic compounds. You know, a source of innocent merriment.......

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-8-16 3:23:08 PM|| 2003-8-16 3:23:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Hello all!

I came late to this party (damn those time differentials!!!)

Well, I'd like to say: hear hear! hoorah for all of the above!

.com, Celissa! yep right on! Frank G - I'd pay!, Al-aska, Yes, that is my thoughts exactly! Why waste medical testing on animals when you get better results from human dregs like this?

Posted by Anon1 2003-8-17 6:42:55 AM|| 2003-8-17 6:42:55 AM|| Front Page Top

23:42 Anonymous6300
10:24 .com
09:25 11A5S
06:42 Anon1
06:02 Anon1
04:39 .com
01:59 Zhang Fei
00:57 Lucky
00:50 Lucky
00:43 Lucky
00:28 11A5S
00:28 Lucky
00:21 Lucky
00:16 Alaska Paul
00:12 Lucky
00:06 Zhang Fei
00:03 Zhang Fei
23:57 Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter)
23:56 Lucky
23:50 tu3031
23:46 Zhang Fei
23:46 Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter)
23:43 Zhang Fei
23:42 Lucky