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2003-09-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Legless prisoner escapes from South African hospital

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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-09-13 09:43|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 It appears they forgot the first rule of prison escape management -- "When the prisoner doesn't have any legs, look under the bed first."

Posted by snellenr 2003-9-13 11:31:17 AM|| 2003-9-13 11:31:17 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 What do you call a man with no legs in a South African jail? An escapee.

Posted by Anonymous 2003-9-13 11:47:38 AM|| 2003-9-13 11:47:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Was he impersonating a podiatrist?

Posted by tu3031 2003-9-13 1:05:43 PM|| 2003-9-13 1:05:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 "Come, Watson! The game is afoot!"

Errr...maybe not.

Posted by Pappy 2003-9-13 2:04:02 PM|| 2003-9-13 2:04:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Truncated, I say, Watson.....

Posted by Alaska Paul in Nome 2003-9-13 10:38:23 PM|| 2003-9-13 10:38:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 A legless man on the run? Sounds like a job for Richard Kimble...

Er...he DOES have arms, I assume? Should we list him as armed and dangerous?

Posted by mojo 2003-9-13 11:49:05 PM|| 2003-9-13 11:49:05 PM|| Front Page Top

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