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2003-11-20 Europe

German prosecutors demand 5 years for suspect

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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-11-20 12:52|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Don't terrorists usually just get community service in Germany?

Posted by Super Hose 2003-11-20 6:10:14 PM|| 2003-11-20 6:10:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 "Salaam, may I help you?"
Yeah, I'm Shadi Mohammad Mustafa Abdullah, and I'm here for my 72 virgins.
"Do you have an appointment?"
Naa, I just boomed a Jooish restaurant in Heidelberg.
"I see. Mr. Abdullah, I don't have any record of your being one of our people."
Oh, wait, that's not my real name! My real name is Walid al-Saqqaf al Ghamdi. That other name is just the one I use on my Infidel passport.
"Oh, I see... I think. One moment, please.

"I'm sorry, sir, but there's no record of that name, either."
But, but... oh, wait. I think my mother named me something else when I was born. Give me a minute, let me think.
"Uh, sir. You're holding up the line."
Just give me a minute, I'm sure I'll remember my real name...
"Sorry, sir, we really need to get on with this... NEXT!"
But, but...
"Boss, 'nother Arab moron can't remember his real name, what should I do?"
"Standard procedure, my son, is to send him back as a Jew..."

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