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2003-11-25 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2003-11-25 9:21:53 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 They're filming Survivor: Mars and don't want any leaks. All those bodies in transparent space suits, yowza!

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2003-11-25 9:27:12 AM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2003-11-25 9:27:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Hey! He couldn't hit the broadside of a Planet is (or was) a figure of speech.

BTW: Like the Surviver: Mars comment.

Posted by CrazyFool 2003-11-25 9:43:49 AM|| 2003-11-25 9:43:49 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 FOOLS! It was Gamera!

Posted by snellenr 2003-11-25 10:17:27 AM|| 2003-11-25 10:17:27 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 What makes you think the Martians want to be bothered

Posted by Hiryu 2003-11-25 10:49:59 AM|| 2003-11-25 10:49:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Everyone knows that this is really the work of the Trilateral Commission(Amelia Earhart,Jimmy Hoffa and the gunman from the grassy knoll are current chairs),using the secret technology they stole from Area 51 to protect their secret base on Mars where they plot to control the Universe by means of the time machine Wesley Clarke saw the plans for.

Posted by Stephen 2003-11-25 11:32:07 AM|| 2003-11-25 11:32:07 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 It's all about bananas and money.

Posted by Shipman 2003-11-25 11:57:24 AM|| 2003-11-25 11:57:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 "Oh, dear, the Earth creatures are sending another of their bothersome space probes. That annoys me greatly. I shall put a stop to it at once. Prepare the Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator!"

--Marvin Martian

Posted by Mike 2003-11-25 12:23:51 PM|| 2003-11-25 12:23:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator!"
Crummm! I thougth it was Illudium Q-38, and the purpose was to Demodulate space. No wonder mine doesn't work. Oh, well, back to the drawing board...

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-11-25 12:45:13 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-11-25 12:45:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 "Mars needs women!"

Posted by Fred 2003-11-25 1:10:33 PM|| 2003-11-25 1:10:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Mars needs a reconnaisance in force!

Posted by Bulldog 2003-11-25 2:54:35 PM|| 2003-11-25 2:54:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 We need to start playing Indian Love Song on our satellites to give them a chance.

Posted by commo 2003-11-25 2:57:46 PM|| 2003-11-25 2:57:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Martians -- why do they hate us?

Posted by Steve White 2003-11-25 3:09:10 PM|| 2003-11-25 3:09:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 I bet we used HARP to damage the Japanese/Candian mission on purpose. Oh, I forgot I wasn't supposed to write anything about HARP because of you know....

Posted by Super Hose 2003-11-25 7:06:29 PM|| 2003-11-25 7:06:29 PM|| Front Page Top

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