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2004-01-20 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Super Hose 2004-01-20 11:30:45 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Wow, I first heard this story on Howard Stern show this morning. Since when does that windbag "scoop" the Rantburg News Network?

Posted by Capsu78 2004-1-20 11:37:27 AM|| 2004-1-20 11:37:27 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 If it were April....

Posted by Shipman 2004-1-20 11:47:35 AM|| 2004-1-20 11:47:35 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 I agree with Shipman.

Posted by B 2004-1-20 1:55:35 PM|| 2004-1-20 1:55:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 There's nothing finer than a 104-year-old anti-idiotarian parrot.

Posted by Unmutual 2004-1-20 3:46:52 PM|| 2004-1-20 3:46:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 We need to unbox Winston... the undertakers didn't need to use any extra uhhhh preservatives so he's good to go less a new liver & small motor funtions. Or perhaps we could clone the gentleman and implant same in Chelsea's womb.

Posted by Shipman 2004-1-20 3:51:48 PM|| 2004-1-20 3:51:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Shipman, do you think the parrot or the reanimated corpse would do the best job of leading France?

Posted by Super Hose 2004-1-20 5:08:35 PM|| 2004-1-20 5:08:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Damn SH that's a toughie. It would depend on how much Winston conversed in French in front of the parrot. I understand that Mr. Churchhill spoke the language well... but I don't know... nasty visions of a nude winnie with a Cuban blunt babbling to his secretary with an elderly parrot listening.

Posted by Shipman 2004-1-20 5:39:45 PM|| 2004-1-20 5:39:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 That Parrot is going to live longer than most of the people on this planet? I didn't know seeing a naked, fat man could prolong your life...

Posted by Charles 2004-1-20 10:00:42 PM|| 2004-1-20 10:00:42 PM|| Front Page Top

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