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2004-06-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by J. Bermudez 2004-06-29 08:54|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 TEA ALERT!

Dear God, I find this hilarious for reasons I cannot begin to articulate!

Posted by The Doctor 2004-06-29 10:51:27 AM|| 2004-06-29 10:51:27 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 My favorite bits from scanning through it:

At daybreak yesterday I was unhappy. To tell you the truth I was miserable. At sundown I was happy.

I woke up this morning. Looked to my right. Thank God Hillary's in Washington. I really don't have the stomach to be with her today.

The dragon lady just called. She'll be home tomorrow.

The French wine was a present from one of my friends. My friends like me.

And check out where he talks about Chelsea's boyfriend! I'm bookmarking this site; it'll keep me laughing for years to come!

Although if he's being totally honest, then he does feel bad about the fallout from Lewinsky. Good to know the man might have a soul.

Posted by The Doctor 2004-06-29 11:01:25 AM|| 2004-06-29 11:01:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 I see endless possibilities here..

Posted by tu3031 2004-06-29 11:41:45 AM|| 2004-06-29 11:41:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 I just couldn't stand to read it. klinton's such a self centered son-of-a-bitch, it turns me off. He's the kind of guy I used to beat the hell out of on Friday and Saturday nights, when I was younger. A big fat "plastic" phony bastard.

Posted by Halfass Pete 2004-06-29 11:51:15 AM|| 2004-06-29 11:51:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 as the muckster might say: Ima suspicious.

Think Clinton has to post on blogspot? His publisher wouldn't have a webpage for his book as promotion? Ima feel my leg getting pulled :-)

Posted by Frank G 2004-06-29 12:04:05 PM|| 2004-06-29 12:04:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Good to know the man might have a soul.

Depends on what he means by feeling "bad". If it has anything to do with his "legacy" and how he'd like people to remember him and his time in office, then he still doesn't understand the gravity of his misdeeds.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-06-29 12:46:39 PM|| 2004-06-29 12:46:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Ima with Frank (BTW, FG, you are being especially hilarious today!)
I'm so sure Bill has a blog--he can't use a computer.
He can't even work an ATM machine.
He wrote out the book in long hand on legal pads.

Posted by Jen 2004-06-29 12:58:29 PM|| [http://www.greatestjeneration.com] 2004-06-29 12:58:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Jonah Goldberg thinks it's a goof...

Posted by Raj 2004-06-29 1:10:37 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2004-06-29 1:10:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 I wonder if this is why Allah has been so absent recently. He's been busy...

Posted by Laurence of the Rats 2004-06-29 4:48:45 PM|| [http://www.punictreachery.com/] 2004-06-29 4:48:45 PM|| Front Page Top

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