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2004-06-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

She had hoped to look like Beyonce Knowles

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Posted by Super Hose 2004-06-30 03:13|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 She don't.

Posted by tu3031 2004-06-30 10:27:37 AM|| 2004-06-30 10:27:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 "Doreen Hair Fashions in Finsbury Park"

Is Finsbury Park the UK's answer to the Bermuda Triangle?

Yes, I know Bermuda is a UK possession - the Bermuda Triangle isn't actually in Bermuda...

Posted by .com 2004-06-30 10:33:37 AM|| 2004-06-30 10:33:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 More like the bastard love child of Marty Feldman and Tracy Chapman. Nice shiners, honey!

Posted by Raj 2004-06-30 1:10:41 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2004-06-30 1:10:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 She said: "I left the salon at 8pm on the Friday and the next day my scalp started itching and I saw blood and dye on my headscarf.

Headscarf? Does this means she's Muslim, because if she is the allegeric reaction is to her husbands fist.

Posted by Charles 2004-06-30 3:26:09 PM|| 2004-06-30 3:26:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 She looks like Finsbury Park's favourite son, Abu Hamza, got his hooks into her.

"Now this might hurt a tiny bit..."

Posted by Zenster 2004-06-30 4:51:38 PM|| 2004-06-30 4:51:38 PM|| Front Page Top

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