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2004-07-21 Home Front: Politix

Helen Thomas Continues to Grind Ax at WH Press Briefings

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Posted by Super Hose 2004-07-21 2:04:52 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Remember, Helen - you can be replaced by a small perl script."

Posted by mojo 2004-07-21 2:17:52 PM|| 2004-07-21 2:17:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Did this DB buy a lifetime bus pass to the whitehouse? Kick her sorry ass out all the way back to Lebanon. Give the whitehouse Marine guards something to do.

Posted by ed 2004-07-21 2:23:46 PM|| 2004-07-21 2:23:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 LOL!

Lemme program it with a database. Have key word table named Bush with any number of direct objects and a standard moonbat question.

Such as ( and I am still pretty much a perl beginner:) if ($directobject eq "Iraq" or $directobject eq "Afghanistan") {

$sth->("select * from bush where directobject like '$directobject'");

$level = int(rnd()*10);
## dump sorting routine and error catching routine

print "Isn't it true, Mr. $interviewee , that Bush $questionphrase[$level]
";
}

#question phrase under the direct object could be any number of phrases: such $questionphrase eq "ordered all baby ducks destroyed by the US Air Force?"

Posted by badanov 2004-07-21 2:31:52 PM|| [http://www.rkka.org] 2004-07-21 2:31:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 badanov, please do not use Helen Thomas and the word 'naked' (however used) in the same Rant EVER again. I had a hard time keeping breakfast down while I was reading. I think Helen should interview Saddam in prison, what a love fest that would be!

Posted by Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) 2004-07-21 2:34:44 PM|| 2004-07-21 2:34:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 It lasted twice as long as Brittany (sp?) Spears'.

Posted by ed 2004-07-21 2:42:37 PM|| 2004-07-21 2:42:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Use perl. One line of code and, judging from the crap coming from her mouth, you can omit error-checking or garbage collection.

Posted by BH 2004-07-21 2:51:35 PM|| 2004-07-21 2:51:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 simulated with less than 100 lines of code - maybe 50 to cover activities not related to essential bodily activities.

I think Helen is living proof that essential bodily activies are not all that essential after all.

Posted by CrazyFool 2004-07-21 7:45:21 PM|| 2004-07-21 7:45:21 PM|| Front Page Top

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