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2004-07-27 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Deacon Blues 2004-07-27 11:32:38 AM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Speaking of philanderers, anybody watch Clinton's speech last night?

Posted by Dar 2004-07-27 1:44:08 PM|| 2004-07-27 1:44:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Since I hold a tenuous BS in Mathematics, I offer:

Q: Did you year about the constipated mathematician?

A: He worked it out with a pencil.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-07-27 1:50:44 PM|| 2004-07-27 1:50:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Super Hose,

Ouch!

Posted by Stephen 2004-07-27 2:14:50 PM|| 2004-07-27 2:14:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Phoenix is on the north end of the Sonora Desert, a place known to drive men mad, with a 4000 year old reputation for things that go bump in the night. There are places south of here with names like "Hell's Trail" (appropriate), and "The Tortured Desert" (even more appropriate.)
Tucson has more witches, fortune tellers, mediums and well-dones than the rest of the US combined.
Here there be thingys.

Posted by Anonymoose 2004-07-27 2:15:11 PM|| 2004-07-27 2:15:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Tucson has more witches, fortune tellers, mediums and well-dones than the rest of the US combined.

You left out the UFO fanatics.

Posted by Pappy 2004-07-27 2:21:28 PM|| 2004-07-27 2:21:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 This is why I came to love engineering, and um, yeah, mathematics...

Posted by .com 2004-07-27 7:07:30 PM|| 2004-07-27 7:07:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 .com, I clicked on your link while eating an apple as someone knocked and entered my office door. The result would have made a fine sketch for a 3 Stooges short.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-07-27 7:31:44 PM|| 2004-07-27 7:31:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 For sure things that go bump in the night down here on "la frontera": I used to live near Sonoita - about 60 miles southeast of Tucson - all the "things" happen to speak Spanish and are trekking northward...

Posted by borgboy 2004-07-27 7:36:20 PM|| 2004-07-27 7:36:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 SH - Lol! It's "safe", no? It does make inspiring wallpaper...

Regards the apple, well, good thing it wasn't a juicy peach, eh? Lol!

Posted by .com 2004-07-27 7:44:42 PM|| 2004-07-27 7:44:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 I understand plain geometry, take my wife for instance.

Posted by J Forbes Kerry 2004-07-27 8:30:03 PM|| 2004-07-27 8:30:03 PM|| Front Page Top

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