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2004-07-29 Home Front: Politix

Kerry to Tell Undecided Voters: 'I'm One of You'

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Posted by GK 2004-07-29 4:20:40 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Ev'ry Democrat loves John Forbes Kerry,
Ever important and solemn is he,
In Vietnam he once did fight,
He's haughty and French-like, isn't that right?

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, changes views so quickly,
And we know Flipper lives in a mansion his wife owns,
Did not earn on his own, wealth he married!

(Apologies to Ivan Torsk and to the world's dolphins.)

Posted by Mike 2004-07-29 4:40:40 PM|| 2004-07-29 4:40:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Hey yawl catch my act the other night! Yoa! Had that sucker swimming like Spitz!

Hey know the best way to find Japaneese take out?
Yeah! Follow the dolphins!

Posted by Shamu 2004-07-29 5:11:01 PM|| 2004-07-29 5:11:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Yep, the other day when my chauffer was driving my wife and I from our other mansion to our new Gulf Stream III out at the private airport - I thought - "I'm a regular guy, just like John Kerry". :-)

Posted by A Jackson 2004-07-29 8:20:23 PM|| 2004-07-29 8:20:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Kerry: Do we deserve him?

Posted by .com 2004-07-29 8:24:42 PM|| 2004-07-29 8:24:42 PM|| Front Page Top

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