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2004-07-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-07-29 1:04:45 PM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The perps better pray that the judge is a huge A Christmas Story fan.

Posted by Doc8404 2004-07-29 1:33:52 PM|| 2004-07-29 1:33:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 They will not be prosecuted . . .

The humiliation, and the photos, are probably punishment enough.

Posted by Mike 2004-07-29 1:42:43 PM|| 2004-07-29 1:42:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 ....blamed the stunt on a "triple-dog dare.... AND, a keg of Red Dog.

Posted by GK 2004-07-29 3:26:15 PM|| 2004-07-29 3:26:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 I wish the search feature still worked... I'm reminded of a crazy funny post about 3 a.m. in WalMart's hardware section....

Posted by Shipman 2004-07-29 4:02:34 PM|| 2004-07-29 4:02:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Shipman is this the story you had in mind?
Circa 2/13/04 Magnolia, Arkansas-AP -- A Wal-Mart cashier thought there was something suspicious about a customer at an Arkansas store. It may have been the handcuffs he was wearing. It may have been the bolt cutters he was buying. It may have been the hour -- 4:30 in the morning. The clerk called police after completing the sale. Officers caught the man, just minutes later. It turned out he'd been arrested in Louisiana the night before, but kicked out a window in a police car and fled.

Posted by GK 2004-07-29 5:09:24 PM|| 2004-07-29 5:09:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 My co-workers double-dog-dared me to wear my kilt to work. That was easy. One person asked me were those my legs or was I riding a chicken.I wouldn't look good in a thong, though.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2004-07-29 5:38:58 PM|| 2004-07-29 5:38:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 That's the one GK!
A screamer!

Posted by Shipman 2004-07-29 7:48:54 PM|| 2004-07-29 7:48:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 I hope they demonstrated some common courtesy to other customers and shaved first.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-07-29 8:52:52 PM|| 2004-07-29 8:52:52 PM|| Front Page Top

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