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2004-08-04 Britain

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Posted by Mark Espinola 2004-08-04 2:17:26 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Don't believe it. Misinformation to fool British taxpayers. They have a pig roast every night and Philip regularly drinks the blood of freshly sacrificed fuzzy-wuzzies.

Posted by Howard UK 2004-08-04 4:29:22 AM|| 2004-08-04 4:29:22 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 ....revealing details such as the traffic lights on the corridors that turn to red when a royal approaches so that junior footmen can disappear into a handy closet.

Why, I think that's a fine idea! Taaaraaaaysa, what do you think?

Posted by John Fn Kerry 2004-08-04 12:11:03 PM|| 2004-08-04 12:11:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Celebrity chef Gary Rhodes spills the beans on life backstairs at Buckingham Palace, revealing details such as the traffic lights on the corridors that turn to red when a royal approaches so that junior footmen can disappear into a handy closet.

SHHHH! There are two you-know-whos, who consider themselves American royalty may read this, and if either the next two elections goes wrong, the whole White House will have to be rewired.

Well there are two of them! The Mozambiqui, wife of the current Demo nominee, and the would-be nominee of 2008, who is probably testing such a system in Chappequa.

Posted by BigEd 2004-08-04 12:55:16 PM|| 2004-08-04 12:55:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 They have a pig roast every night and Philip regularly drinks the blood of freshly sacrificed fuzzy-wuzzies.

I've always suspected this.
BTW Howard (UK) is there a prefered outlet for Pith Helmets/Indian Campaign and such like that there?

I'm living in the tropics without proper gear and the natives are uppity.

Posted by Shipman 2004-08-04 2:36:58 PM|| 2004-08-04 2:36:58 PM|| Front Page Top

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