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2004-08-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Blazing Bunny Spreads Fire at Cricket Club

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Posted by Zenster 2004-08-15 1:50:01 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Wascally Wabbits!

"So Doc,what's in hossenfoss?"

Reason #258 as to why you don't use the ACME flamethrower.

Pommy twits.It's throw a shrimp on the barbie!

Would it be accurate to say that rabbit was burning rubber?

These self-serve ovens are going to need some more work before we can market them.

Work gloves?2Euros.Solid gold lighte?300Euros.The look on insuranse adjusters' face when you explain how club burned to ground?Priceless.

"Look at the bright side,Sir John.We 're going to win next weeks' Britains' Funniest Videos."

"I say,fox hunting isn't nearly as thrilling!"

"Flopsy,I swear I haven't been drinking.The pile of wood just burst into fire for no reason."

"Rabbit season!""Duck season!""Rabbit season!""Duck season!""Rabbit sea...say do you smell smoke?Bugs?...Bugs?"

"Next on the BBC.Why signing the EU constitution would keep our woodland friends alive."

Posted by Stephen 2004-08-15 2:51:24 AM|| 2004-08-15 2:51:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 After hearing the Iman's latest rant against Western culture,Wahabi Wabbit decided to strike a blow for Islam,secure in the knowledge 72 virgin rabbits awaited him.

Posted by Stephen 2004-08-15 2:57:21 AM|| 2004-08-15 2:57:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 The real story behind Peter Rabbit and the Farmer McGregor arson case. Next Geraldo!

Posted by Zenster 2004-08-15 3:05:51 AM|| 2004-08-15 3:05:51 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Stephen, at the risk of putting yourself on the Fatwa short list's top five offenders, I'd copyrite the name "Wahabi wabbit". That is a classic in the making.

Posted by Dripping Sarcasm 2004-08-15 8:18:04 AM|| 2004-08-15 8:18:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 LOL Stephen

Stepin Time! Stepin Time!
Kick 'em in the head like a good divine!

And 'round again!

Posted by Shipman 2004-08-15 11:28:42 AM|| 2004-08-15 11:28:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 It occurs to me that, given what a pain in the ass virgins are, that the "martyrs" are getting just what they deserve......

Posted by Mercutio 2004-08-15 12:40:45 PM|| 2004-08-15 12:40:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Dripping Sarcasm,if I had an ounce of artistic ability I'd be drawing Wahabi Wabbit cartoons.Oh well.

Mercutio,someone else once suggested the reason the 72 virgins were still virgins was because they were Allah-awful ugggggly.

Posted by Stephen 2004-08-15 2:49:05 PM|| 2004-08-15 2:49:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Blazing Bunny Wabbits -- Why do they hate us?

Next on CNN!

Stephen - right you are! After all, how to you get virgin wool? Ugly sheep!

Posted by CrazyFool 2004-08-15 3:15:09 PM|| 2004-08-15 3:15:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Wahabi Wabbit, meet thy doom.
[With apologies to Jay Ward]

Posted by Zenster 2004-08-15 5:40:26 PM|| 2004-08-15 5:40:26 PM|| Front Page Top

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