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2004-08-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Woman Chows 38 Lobsters in Eating Contest ~~PETA Protest to Follow~~

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Posted by Zenster 2004-08-22 12:15:46 AM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Lobsters - Why does she love, no hate, no love them?

Posted by .com 2004-08-22 12:24:37 AM|| 2004-08-22 12:24:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Boy, howdy! Won't that look good on her resume?

Not if she's applying at Red Lobster.

Posted by Zenster 2004-08-22 1:41:42 AM|| 2004-08-22 1:41:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 "Eleven competitors ate as many lobsters as they could in a 12-minute period, devouring a total of 300 pounds."

I don't want to be picky, but this reporter, like many others, can't do simple arithmetic. They ate an average of nearly 30 pounds each??

I agree that "Cool Hand Sonya" doesn't have a ring to it. How about "Swollen Sonya."?
No, still doesn't crack it. I think the problem is in the name.

Posted by Bryan 2004-08-22 2:48:49 AM|| 2004-08-22 2:48:49 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Bryan, my experience as a chef tells me that 300 pound figure represents the unshelled crustaceans' total weight.

I think the monicker we're all looking for here is, "Eggbound Sonya."

Posted by Zenster 2004-08-22 3:01:26 AM|| 2004-08-22 3:01:26 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 She should be arrested for possessing WMD's. Can you imagine the neutron radiation she will emit...after her first relief dispatch?! Will kill everyone, in a one mile radius!!!

Posted by smn 2004-08-22 3:13:59 AM|| 2004-08-22 3:13:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 RED Sonja...

Posted by .com 2004-08-22 6:25:20 AM|| 2004-08-22 6:25:20 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 lobsters, yeech. The cockroaches of the sea.

Posted by B 2004-08-22 7:51:02 AM|| 2004-08-22 7:51:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Sonia the Sou

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2004-08-22 8:26:08 AM|| 2004-08-22 8:26:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 "No woman can eat 50 eggs!"

Posted by Frank G 2004-08-22 9:23:07 AM|| 2004-08-22 9:23:07 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Ya massages 'em right, and you'd be surprised what a woman is willin' ta do.

Posted by Dragline 2004-08-22 10:03:07 AM|| 2004-08-22 10:03:07 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 What about a lamb eating contest, that will get competetors from the ME. Mucky? Where arrrrre youuuuuuu? Where are the comments for this little bit crustacian gluttonic outrage?

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-08-22 11:22:06 AM|| 2004-08-22 11:22:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 Oops. I thought this was a post about Hillary.

Posted by Matt 2004-08-22 12:09:14 PM|| 2004-08-22 12:09:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 goddamit this in just greed! i was make a post on lobster news my blog cuple a days ago.
here is a link.

Posted by muck4doo 2004-08-22 11:33:30 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2004-08-22 11:33:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 In other news, Explanation Sought for Lobster Decline

Posted by Steven Den Beste 2004-08-22 11:52:03 PM|| [http://denbeste.nu] 2004-08-22 11:52:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 I attribute it to the burgeoning population of seacats...

Posted by .com 2004-08-23 12:01:04 AM|| 2004-08-23 12:01:04 AM|| Front Page Top

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