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2004-09-20 Home Front: Politix

CBS News Claims Documents Disprove Christ's Resurrection

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Posted by OldSpook 2004-09-20 2:46:31 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ROME AD63.. THIRTY YEARS LATER...
THE PARTIAL TEXT OF A NEWSCAST OF THE TIME

BUT IN REALITY THE CAVE OPEN AND FOUND EMPTY, THERFORE THIS REPORTER MUST CONCLUDE THAT THERE WAS NO BODY IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I HAVE COME INTO POSESSION OF SOME DOCUMENTS, AND THEY WERE NOT FAXED FROM THE KINKO'S IN JERICHO, OF A FORMER CENTURION WHO WAS A WITNESS ...

DANIUS RATHERUS
URANUS NEWS NETWORK

Posted by BigEd 2004-09-20 12:03:02 PM|| 2004-09-20 12:03:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 BigED, Were the documents written in Microsoft Word. The world Knows all fake documents are written in Word.

Posted by Jack Bross 2004-09-20 5:43:50 PM|| [http://www.achievergroup.com] 2004-09-20 5:43:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Oh, so now you're comparing W to Christ?! Is there nothing Karl Rove won't pay you to print?!

/LLL

Posted by Chris W. 2004-09-20 7:03:52 PM|| 2004-09-20 7:03:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 This Bush Family Conspiracy is much older than you think... Think Burning Bush...

It was researched by Assdanius's ancestors, too - and here's Proof from 2500BC... Oops... Looks like pyramidpajamapower.com is having some problems...

Ah, here it is... Our source, Fatima... She will make a believer out of you - or make you forget the question, heh.
(NSFW)

Posted by .com 2004-09-20 7:43:35 PM|| 2004-09-20 7:43:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Ah, yes, .com. I feel enlightened.

Posted by Chris W. 2004-09-20 7:49:03 PM|| 2004-09-20 7:49:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 .com---I read and translated the ancient text and it is nothing but an advertizing circular waxing poetic on the unveiling of a new and improved baby milk factory.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-09-20 9:45:24 PM|| 2004-09-20 9:45:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Hmmm. Fatima Mapuspatra, our document expert assured us this was the smoking spear that proves Gaul Bushiya was given preferential access to chariot training. And she was very convincing, believe me. She has this thing she does with her, oh, uh, um, nevermind...

Sheesh, we wuz duped!

Posted by .com 2004-09-20 10:47:05 PM|| 2004-09-20 10:47:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 gave me a smoking spear...

Posted by Frank G 2004-09-20 10:50:03 PM|| 2004-09-20 10:50:03 PM|| Front Page Top

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