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2004-11-12 Israel-Palestine

PA source: Arafat radioactively poisoned

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Posted by Fred 2004-11-12 11:28:32 PM|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Damn they're good.

Posted by Rafael 2004-11-12 12:33:34 AM|| 2004-11-12 12:33:34 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 No No,
I think it was done by a special Mark XIIa (beta version) flesh burrowing nano-landmine.
It penetrated arafat analy by sneaking up on him in the lavatory. After establishing itself in Arafat nether parts, it burrowed its way to his major arteries and from there to his brain.
However, reliable Mossad sources claim that the device failed because the Arafish pre-empted the
nano-landmine by going brain dead exactly 550 nanoseconds before the device exploded.

Posted by Elder of Zion 2004-11-12 4:21:11 AM|| 2004-11-12 4:21:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 They'll never prove it. We clean up real well.

Posted by The Mossad 2004-11-12 11:53:47 AM|| 2004-11-12 11:53:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 It was a secret Mossad gamma ray weapon.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-11-12 11:56:44 AM|| 2004-11-12 11:56:44 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 EOZ's on the mark - he caught the "bug" from cavorting with his male bodyguards.

Posted by Frank G 2004-11-12 12:03:35 PM|| 2004-11-12 12:03:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 I believe that it was the Mark E. who wore him down with persistent oil price reports. [Just kidding, Mark!]

Posted by Tom 2004-11-12 12:26:19 PM|| 2004-11-12 12:26:19 PM|| Front Page Top

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