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2004-11-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by God Save The World 2004-11-18 4:54:49 PM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Zahi Hawass wants to shore up that 'cash cow' in the King Tut tourism banner! I wish he would get off his 'high horse' and progress with the proposed Alexander The Great site find! At this rate WE ALL will be dead and lying beside ole king tut before he's finished!

Posted by smn 2004-11-18 1:33:12 AM|| 2004-11-18 1:33:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Expert one - ' Is this King Tutankhamun ? '
Expert two - ' Yes '
Expert one - ' Yup , he's dead and rotting , lets go home now , I have to post on rantburg'
Expert two - ' Sounds good '

Posted by MacNails 2004-11-18 4:30:14 AM|| 2004-11-18 4:30:14 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Ohh great! Are these the same experts who took - what? - ten years examining his corpse before noticing that Oetzi the Iceman had an arrowead embedded between his shoulderblades?

Posted by Bulldog 2004-11-18 4:51:01 AM|| 2004-11-18 4:51:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Bulldog - Ten years of hearing about how the peaceful hunter-gatherer probably died in a sudden snowstorm while on his way to pick mountain berries. Iceboy had defensive knife cuts on his hands if I remember the Discovery Channel show-of-the-week properly.

Posted by Laurence of the Rats 2004-11-18 8:19:12 AM|| [http://www.punictreachery.com/] 2004-11-18 8:19:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Better they spend ten years not seeing the obvious than chuck him back in the ground inside of a month, like we do here in the US.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2004-11-18 10:43:45 AM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/] 2004-11-18 10:43:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Remember, there's no statute of limitations on murder! If Tut was murdered, we must find the perpetrator!

Posted by Dar 2004-11-18 10:47:51 AM|| 2004-11-18 10:47:51 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Let's drag Hosni Mubarak over the the International Criminal Court an' ask him a few questions...

Posted by Seafarious 2004-11-18 10:51:00 AM|| 2004-11-18 10:51:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Maybe he choked on a pink locust?

Posted by BigEd 2004-11-18 3:42:28 PM|| 2004-11-18 3:42:28 PM|| Front Page Top

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