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2004-12-27 Israel-Palestine

Sharon plans devastating strikes in the Strip before evacuating it

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Posted by Fred 2004-12-27 00:00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Devastation strikes? Whoa, thanks for the heads-up! I'll stock up on popcorn!

A muscle-flexing parade - hmmm. I dunno about that - The Village People aren't organizing it, are they? Sounds like s gay-pride thingy with way-too-gay prancing...

"Specially-designed incursions" - you mean a like a plan thingy? Ooooh, that's scary! They should just do Paleo mob car-swarm or Arafat Funeral kind of incursion so you'll feel more comfortable, huh?

And "wiping out infrastructure" sounds really expensive... Are you sure this isn't just another Paleo Terr Fund Drive?

Posted by .com 2004-12-27 3:10:38 AM|| 2004-12-27 3:10:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 We must be guided by the beauty of our weapons...

First we do the "devastation strikes"
then we take Berlin....

P.S. there may also be an interim step of
a zionist dance in between said steps...

The Tel-Aviv-Zionist Corp.

Posted by EoZ 2004-12-27 8:50:37 AM|| 2004-12-27 8:50:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Zionist premier..

BZZZZZZZT!

(using the word "Zionist" as the first word in any news piece is very, VERY bad form, guys)

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-12-27 9:41:31 AM|| 2004-12-27 9:41:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 "according to Zionist press sources"

so let me get this straight:

Unknown Zionist press sources, despite their unmitigated evilness (because they're Zionists, you see), realized how unspeakable is the horror perpetrated on paleo terrorists. So they were so ashamed of their actions, they went all piggly-wiggly and ran to tell the poor, paleo propaganda pundits about this dastardly plot to commit unspeakable atrocities.

yep. I don't have a problem with that. makes perfect sense to me.

Posted by PlanetDan 2004-12-27 11:00:00 AM|| 2004-12-27 11:00:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Uh, wouldn't it make more sense to evacuate, and then bomb the crap outta the place?
Yeah, I know. Consider the source.

Posted by Desert Blondie 2004-12-27 11:59:29 AM|| 2004-12-27 11:59:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Sharon plans devastating strikes in the Strip before evacuating it

After all, the occupancy lease contract clearly states:

Exterminate all vermin before abandoning the premises.

Posted by Zenster 2004-12-27 2:30:14 PM|| 2004-12-27 2:30:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I prefer to think of it as an appropriate parting gift.

Posted by Tom 2004-12-27 2:52:49 PM|| 2004-12-27 2:52:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Have to clean up the place and mow the lawn if they want to get their security deposit back.

Posted by Steve 2004-12-27 3:50:15 PM|| 2004-12-27 3:50:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Have to clean up the place and mow the lawn if they want to get their security deposit back.

Er, they're going to have to file a claim against Arafart's estate for that...

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-12-27 4:07:03 PM|| 2004-12-27 4:07:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#10

Ariel Sharon is bent on launching devastating strikes against Palestinian resistance factions in the Gaza Strip before evacuating it

Cool!

No downside that I can see. :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2004-12-27 5:42:06 PM|| 2004-12-27 5:42:06 PM|| Front Page Top

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