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2005-01-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by God Save The World 2005-01-09 10:19:56 PM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Bad boy, bad boy, wa'chu gonna do?
Wa'chu gonna do wit de kangaroo?

"Tonight on a very special Cops . . . 'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin joins the Madison County Sheriff's Department . . . ."

"Crikey! Ain't 'e a beaut? You've got the right to remain silent, mate. . . . "

Posted by Mike 2005-01-09 7:56:53 AM|| 2005-01-09 7:56:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 How he came to be in Wisconsin is a mystery

Sounds like a case for Homeland Security. Kinda makes you wonder about all the TSA airport crap when even a Kangeroo can get into the country illegally.

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2005-01-09 9:00:28 AM|| 2005-01-09 9:00:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Kinda makes you wonder about all the TSA airport crap when even a Kangeroo can get into the country illegally.

he didn't have any fingernail clippers

Posted by Frank G 2005-01-09 9:34:46 AM|| 2005-01-09 9:34:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 How he came to be in Wisconsin is a mystery

Took the bus from Chicago?

Posted by Fred 2005-01-09 9:45:05 AM|| 2005-01-09 9:45:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Hmmmm
In 1966, a female kangaroo was captured by Sheriff's deputies and game wardens after rampaging through Floydada, Texas in the middle of the night. The creature was reported to have knocked down a fence, dug up an old lady's garden, and severely injured a kangaroo-illiterate cat that got too close. The owner was never traced (probably for fear of lawsuits) and the animal was eventually donated to a zoo. The cat recovered.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-01-09 10:23:40 AM|| 2005-01-09 10:23:40 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Life imitates Loony Toons.

Posted by PBMcL 2005-01-09 11:17:54 AM|| 2005-01-09 11:17:54 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 :) LOL! Ima wonder what m4d thinks of this.

Posted by Shipman 2005-01-09 11:25:25 AM|| 2005-01-09 11:25:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Some help on this one. Wasn't someone recently missing a Kangaroo in Florida?

Posted by john 2005-01-09 1:17:36 PM|| 2005-01-09 1:17:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 They're aliens, I tell you. Australia is their penal colony. This one must have fallen out of the mother ship.

Posted by Tom 2005-01-09 1:21:29 PM|| 2005-01-09 1:21:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Mucky had this posted on meatismurder 5 days ago.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-01-09 7:21:41 PM|| 2005-01-09 7:21:41 PM|| Front Page Top

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