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arsonists can drive fuel tankers
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Posted by muck4doo 2005-01-13 21:38|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 That makes sense. Not a lot of sense, but sense... Well, no. Maybe it doesn't.

As long as Underperformin' Norman Mineta is in charge, it won't.
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-01-13 2:07:16 AM||   2005-01-13 2:07:16 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 The federal government wants to change its current rules to permit convicted arsonists to get special licenses so they can drive gasoline tankers and trucks loaded with explosives and hazardous material

This is scrappleface...right????
Posted by 2b 2005-01-13 2:13:55 AM||   2005-01-13 2:13:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Of course this makes sense. Allow arsonists to drive large trucks filled with flammable/explosive materials and they soon become murderers, after which they won't be allowed to drive such things any more. See how clever this is?
Posted by trailing wife 2005-01-13 5:55:15 AM||   2005-01-13 5:55:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 I'm beginning to acquire a new catchphrase:

Oh ****, It Isn't Scrappleface.
Posted by Phil Fraering 2005-01-13 9:03:09 AM|| [http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com]  2005-01-13 9:03:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Next up: Knives for Bloods and Crips so they can cut their steaks.
Posted by Charles  2005-01-13 9:12:47 AM||   2005-01-13 9:12:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 It makes perfect sense. See, a arsonist could claim to be a pyromaniac, which is a mental illness. Therefore, refusing to hire him would be descriminating against him because of a medical condition which is forbidden by the Americans with Disabilities Act.
Posted by Steve  2005-01-13 9:25:45 AM||   2005-01-13 9:25:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 I'm not a pyromaniac, but I like to see things explode. Does that disqualify me?
Posted by SteveS 2005-01-13 9:53:04 AM||   2005-01-13 9:53:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Nope SteveS, that makes you convoy material.
Posted by Shipman 2005-01-13 10:10:15 AM||   2005-01-13 10:10:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 If I haven't been convicted of arson, can I still qualify?
Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-01-13 10:22:19 AM||   2005-01-13 10:22:19 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 As long as Underprferomin' Norman is in charge of the DOT, how about replacing the eagle in the department's emblem with a monkey?
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-01-13 10:38:10 AM||   2005-01-13 10:38:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 Does this mean Michael Jackson will soon be driving school buses?
Posted by Raj 2005-01-13 1:50:31 PM||   2005-01-13 1:50:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 TSA is part of Homeland Security. Hasnt been part of DoT for quite some time.
Posted by Liberalhawk 2005-01-13 4:09:17 PM||   2005-01-13 4:09:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 and thats not the USDoT logo,either, which is a bent over triangle inside a circle (some kind of engine?) That must be TSAs old logo from when they were still within USDoT.
Posted by Liberalhawk 2005-01-13 4:11:22 PM||   2005-01-13 4:11:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 sweeet! ima poster this atn janeane garafolo blog and al franken was user it fer him sho today. :)
Posted by muck4doo 2005-01-13 6:57:44 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]  2005-01-13 6:57:44 PM|| Front Page Top

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