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2005-02-08 Arabia

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Posted by Fred 2005-02-08 00:00:00 AM|| || Front Page|| [11137 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 [Off-topic or abusive comments deleted]

Posted by special dog gift TROLL 2005-02-08 3:26:33 AM|| 2005-02-08 3:26:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 *sniff*

That was beautiful, TROLL special dog gift, but you failed to tell the whole story...

It was a dark night, as nights go. Stormy, too, as there was a storm which had suddenly sprung up... at least where they were - it had been doing the storming thingy for quite awhile, but since it was moving, well, you get the idea. So, with the storm and all, Jenna invited her two new friends inside - they had already completed the original reason for the visit, comparing their dogs, um, anatomy, and had been happily chatting away for several minutes. But the storm thing, well now, that changed everything as it got Bill and Susan invited inside Jenna's lovely home - inside her defenses. The chill from the air conditioning didn't fully explain the chill Jenna felt as she closed the door behind them, but she shrugged it off as silly. Inviting them into the den, she asked them if they would like a drink, but both said "no, thanks." in voices that further chilled Jenna. Then Bill said, "Jenna, you're quite lovely... don't you agree, Susan?" Susan just smiled her special enigmatic smile - the one that told Bill all he needed to know - Jenna made Susan hot. So Bill began smiling, too - his looked more like a shark, however, and Jenna began to wonder if inviting these two total strangers into her house, having just met them at the Obedience Class that evening, had been such a good idea. Her fears were confirmed when Bill stepped up close to her, too close, and in the most evil voice sweet Jenna had ever heard said, "Strip - and take a four-point stance!" Terrified, Jenna quickly complied, blood racing. Then, confirming her worst fears, Bill growled, "Now bark, bitch! Susan, get the flea collar and Beggin' Strips, we're gonna see what Jenna learned in class!" In a rush, a hot flash, Jenna cried, "Yes! I was getting damned tired of being chilled, let's get this show on the road!"

And they lived happily ever after.

Gets ya right here, y'know? *wipes tear*

Posted by .com 2005-02-08 4:55:30 AM|| 2005-02-08 4:55:30 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Golly, .com, that English degree really comes in handy at times like this. ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2005-02-08 7:09:51 AM|| 2005-02-08 7:09:51 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 :) Just couldn't resist, heh. Be gentle with me, lol!

Posted by .com 2005-02-08 7:13:49 AM|| 2005-02-08 7:13:49 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 LOL! Sounds just like circa '70s NatLamp.

Posted by Shipman 2005-02-08 7:37:04 AM|| 2005-02-08 7:37:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 I think we a discussion on the eating characteristics of dog. I've tried it and frankly don't like it. Too 'heaty' as the Chinese say. Now Goanna (Iguana) is a different matter. Yes, it really is like chicken but with a nice chewy texture. All we have to do is cross dogs with Goannas and I think we could be on to something big in the Asian market.

Posted by phil_b 2005-02-08 7:39:08 AM|| 2005-02-08 7:39:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Golly, .com, that English degree really comes in handy at times like this. ;-)

Him and Garrison Keillor.

Phil_b, you leave dogs alone or I'm sending my pack out to find you. They have great noses, they don't give up easily and they are chillingly singleminded when it comes to food.

Plus, they demand to be let up on the sofa, they bark like fiends at the neighbors, they shed, they bring mud in the house and they are cute as the dickens. A few even have some fancy titles they picked up along the way.

Watch out! (heh)

Posted by true nuff 2005-02-08 7:46:50 AM|| 2005-02-08 7:46:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 BF skinner may have known sh** about bringing up kids but conditioning works terrifically with Goannas. My Goannas go into a sexual frenzy if they just smell a dog within a 1000 meters. The dogs aren't crazy about it but an un-nammed cable channel is interested in buying the video. So bring it on.

Posted by phil_b 2005-02-08 7:57:42 AM|| 2005-02-08 7:57:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 I take a day off and this place goes to the dogs....

Posted by Steve 2005-02-08 8:19:31 AM|| 2005-02-08 8:19:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Just wait 'til Mucky gets here! *lip quivers*

Posted by Spot 2005-02-08 8:34:52 AM|| 2005-02-08 8:34:52 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 Oh, yea? I've got a goose that thinks one of my dogs is it's mate. Freaks the dog out. Go over to meatismurder and read about it.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-02-08 12:15:09 PM|| 2005-02-08 12:15:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Off-topic or abusive comments deleted]

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