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2005-02-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Alert! Stop The Presses! Breaking News! Ethel, My Pills, STAT!

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Posted by Steve 2005-02-15 12:19:33 PM|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 His health is bad! It's bad! Feeling quite sick is he.
You know it's bad! It's- HEY! WHO THREW THAT TOMATO!?

Posted by Steve from Relto 2005-02-15 12:54:59 PM|| 2005-02-15 12:54:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 I hear it's a pretty bad case, too...

Posted by .com 2005-02-15 12:59:02 PM|| 2005-02-15 12:59:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 When are the parents of those kids going to get put on trial for gross negligence and stupidity?

Posted by Jarhead 2005-02-15 1:03:12 PM|| 2005-02-15 1:03:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 When they bring the civil suits against Jackson for millions and get squat.

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2005-02-15 1:05:08 PM|| 2005-02-15 1:05:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Q. Whats Michael Jackson's favorite note?
A. A Minor

Posted by Yosemite Sam 2005-02-15 1:08:26 PM|| 2005-02-15 1:08:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 They subpoenaed Micheal Jackson's grades from his college days but found he never had a major. But he did have several minors.

Bat-a-boom

Posted by Bat-a-boom 2005-02-15 1:13:10 PM|| 2005-02-15 1:13:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 On Monday, questioning of jurors got under way, and Jackson's lawyers announced they may call Elizabeth Taylor, Jay Leno, Quincy Jones and Kobe Bryant to the witness stand...

...Other possible witnesses included Stevie Wonder, Diana Ross, Chris Tucker, former child actor Corey Feldman, Backstreet Boy Nick Carter and younger brother Aaron, CBS correspondent Ed Bradley, CNN's Larry King, Fox broadcaster Rita Cosby, New Age guru Deepak Chopra, psychic Uri Geller, illusionist David Blaine, Las Vegas tycoon Steve Wynn and relatives of the late Marlon Brando.

I feel sorry for Rita. She's the only one of that bunch of wax museum refugees that's worth a damn.

Posted by BigEd 2005-02-15 1:48:21 PM|| 2005-02-15 1:48:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Jesus. Looks like the guest list at Liza's last fag hag wedding...

Posted by tu3031 2005-02-15 3:30:54 PM|| 2005-02-15 3:30:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Who cares what a bunch of celebrities think? Additionally, their opinions -- unless they were in Jackson's bedroom with him and the youngster du jour -- are not germane to the issue at trial.

Posted by trailing wife 2005-02-15 3:37:20 PM|| 2005-02-15 3:37:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Q: "How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?"
A: "From a catalogue!!!!

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2005-02-15 4:13:06 PM|| [http://www.sgtstryker.com] 2005-02-15 4:13:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#11

Sgt. Mom -- Model 657 a.k.a. "JamieFarr". Too robust for a sensitive fellow like Michael.

Posted by BigEd 2005-02-15 4:23:43 PM|| 2005-02-15 4:23:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 A topic like this is almost too easy, eh Big Ed, lol!

Posted by .com 2005-02-15 4:27:58 PM|| 2005-02-15 4:27:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Jeeebus, has anyone noticed that this guy is just plain fucking crazy?

Posted by Shipman 2005-02-15 6:09:42 PM|| 2005-02-15 6:09:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 How many people in this world would be willing to contribute a buck so we could pay some orderly to stick a pillow over his face and end this international freak show once and for all?
I'm in.

Posted by tu3031 2005-02-15 7:24:38 PM|| 2005-02-15 7:24:38 PM|| Front Page Top

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