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2005-03-22 Israel-Palestine

Zionist Death Rays Claim First Victim...

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Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2005-03-22 7:52:28 AM|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Maybe. But it could've been the AIDS too...

Posted by The Mossad 2005-03-22 8:49:51 AM|| 2005-03-22 8:49:51 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Dammit--Quiba saw something. He's next!

Posted by Dar 2005-03-22 9:01:15 AM|| 2005-03-22 9:01:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 They just pushed the Popcorn button 12 times a day.

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2005-03-22 9:03:29 AM|| 2005-03-22 9:03:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 The quotes are too much! I'd be very worried if I was Quiba! He should take the information to the UN and seek asylum in sweden or France. That poor man - think of the great burden he must carry because of his special knowledge!

Posted by Tkat 2005-03-22 9:08:29 AM|| 2005-03-22 9:08:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 He dropped the laser on his foot, got a cut. It became septic, and he died.

A high powered laser burned a hole right through his head. No one noticed. It became septic and he died.

He was clocked going 80 in a 55 zone by a laser. He became septic and died.

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2005-03-22 9:19:37 AM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2005-03-22 9:19:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Samples of Arafatâs blood were tested in 16 countries and it was revealed that he had been poisoned by high technology, he said.

Hmmmm...I had warned those guys about them nanobots getting loose...

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-03-22 10:08:20 AM|| 2005-03-22 10:08:20 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Laser or phaser? And is the water okay in Colombo?

Posted by Tom 2005-03-22 10:09:14 AM|| 2005-03-22 10:09:14 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Ima think we need to keep a low profile. Too much information is seeping into Google via Rantburg. I blame The Mossad.

Posted by Shipman 2005-03-22 10:35:07 AM|| 2005-03-22 10:35:07 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Arafat was born septic, that can't explain his death. Perhaps Suha has insight.

Posted by Shipman 2005-03-22 10:36:18 AM|| 2005-03-22 10:36:18 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Hey, it's Danger!! Death Ray! Bop da-da da-da-dah...

Posted by Angie Schultz 2005-03-22 11:50:48 AM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com] 2005-03-22 11:50:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 You mean it wasn't Halliburton?

Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-03-22 12:48:20 PM|| [http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2005-03-22 12:48:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 "He was clocked going 80 in a 55 zone by a laser. He became septic and died."

Lol, CS! Dodging Ramallah Rubble at every turn, too, heh.

Posted by .com 2005-03-22 3:34:29 PM|| 2005-03-22 3:34:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#13

(Click Me)
The Jooooooooos...AAAAAuuuugggghhhh

Posted by BigEd 2005-03-22 4:54:48 PM|| 2005-03-22 4:54:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 none of which explains "the smell" since 1979

Posted by Frank G 2005-03-22 5:12:58 PM|| 2005-03-22 5:12:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 BigEd...I'm enjoying the new "Talking Rantburg," (some parts ~~hosted~~ sold separately.)

Posted by Seafarious 2005-03-22 6:08:29 PM|| 2005-03-22 6:08:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 3 gets you 5 that Sea is an old Mac/Delphi fan.

Posted by Shipman 2005-03-22 6:43:25 PM|| 2005-03-22 6:43:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Um. Some of my best friends have Macs, but...

Right now I'm loafing on office broadband, but at home i'm a IE, Windoze98, dialup kinda gal. Thinking hard about getting a laptop and a WiFi card so i can tireblog, Bordersblog, caribou coffeblog like the big kids.

Posted by Seafarious 2005-03-22 7:11:19 PM|| 2005-03-22 7:11:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 my (1 wk old) Toshiba is all that and mo': 3.3. GHz, DVD burner, 512 MB RAM, ATI card, 15.4" bright screen, 100GB drive - $1599 at Office Depot and $200 rebate....yeow! Word to wise, it devours batteries on high screen image/DC/DVD watching...

Posted by Frank G 2005-03-22 7:36:22 PM|| 2005-03-22 7:36:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 Way cool Frank.
Course I have a pony.

Posted by Shipman 2005-03-22 7:38:08 PM|| 2005-03-22 7:38:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 sorry Ship - I only bought that because my main home computer crapped out....itn got better, but still hiccuppy

Posted by Frank G 2005-03-22 7:46:59 PM|| 2005-03-22 7:46:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 They silenced me with science...

Posted by Thomas Dolby 2005-03-22 7:49:52 PM|| 2005-03-22 7:49:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 TD: loved "My brain is like a sieve"!

Posted by Frank G 2005-03-22 7:51:17 PM|| 2005-03-22 7:51:17 PM|| Front Page Top

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