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2005-05-25 Home Front: Politix
John Kerry Says He Has Signed Form SF180, sort of....
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Posted by Fleter Omomomble5239 2005-05-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 ''I have signed it," Kerry said. Then, he added that his staff was ''still going through it" and ''very, very shortly, you will have a chance to see it."

If this isn't the epitome of Kerryspeke I don't know what is. The guys a straight-up weasel. (No offense to weasels.)
Posted by eLarson 2005-05-25 06:38|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com]  2005-05-25 06:38|| Front Page Top

#2 I guess he signed it before he didn't sign it, eh?
Posted by BA">BA  2005-05-25 08:19||   2005-05-25 08:19|| Front Page Top

#3 But after signing the form there is a lot of work yet to do.
first, you have to decide what envelope to use - this can be tricky as there are hundreds of styles of envelopes on the market

second, you have to figure out how to address the envelope-- this can also be tricky, for example, should you use the 5 or 9 digit zip code

third, what return address should be used

fourth, should you use insured mail, certified mail, registered mail, UPS, FEDEX, etc. - this will itself require several aides many hours to decide

fifth, what post office or UPS station or FEDEX station will be used

this is a complex matter which must be approached with nuance and balance
Posted by mhw 2005-05-25 08:43||   2005-05-25 08:43|| Front Page Top

#4 lol, mhw! All great points! I often forget we need to be nuanced in these matters.
Posted by BA">BA  2005-05-25 08:48||   2005-05-25 08:48|| Front Page Top

#5 Then, he added that his staff was ''still going through it"..

What makes it necessary for a preprinted form to be scoured a second time around after it's been signed? Did Kerry expect the characters to somehow rearrange themselves?
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-05-25 12:02||   2005-05-25 12:02|| Front Page Top

#6 This guy can't even sign a form without his staff going over it?
What a great, decisive president he would've been...
Posted by tu3031 2005-05-25 12:07||   2005-05-25 12:07|| Front Page Top

#7 But dude, that coif is so Presidential!
Posted by Raj 2005-05-25 13:28||   2005-05-25 13:28|| Front Page Top

#8 So he signed the form before his staff went through it? What a bold, downright presidential action.

Wouldn't it be easier just to hire Chinese or Russian intel operatives to steal his service records and share them with the American people?
Posted by Matt 2005-05-25 14:45||   2005-05-25 14:45|| Front Page Top

#9 More like "he signed it before he realized that it proved he was dis-honorably booted then years later with political clout trading with the military had status changed"
Posted by C-Low 2005-05-25 15:02||   2005-05-25 15:02|| Front Page Top

#10 If the envelope doesn't have certified organic vegan glue then it's back to square one...
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2005-05-25 15:09||   2005-05-25 15:09|| Front Page Top

#11 Matt, I just read your comment. LMAO.
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2005-05-25 15:10||   2005-05-25 15:10|| Front Page Top

#12 Back at you Em on the vegan glue.

You gotta wonder how President Kerry (*spit*) would have reacted if NORAD (or whoever it is these days) reported a Russian missile launch.
Posted by Matt 2005-05-25 15:14||   2005-05-25 15:14|| Front Page Top

#13 Matt,

Obviously he would have sought U.N. Security Council approval before shooting the missles down or launching a counter-attack. He said so himself.

I'm sure Russia would have approved it. That is, of course, after Kofi and his staff have a conference in Napels about the measure, and before that they would need a luncheon in Tahiti for a few weeks to arrange the conference....
Posted by CrazyFool 2005-05-25 15:33||   2005-05-25 15:33|| Front Page Top

#14 LOL. GooogleAd for "Certified Mail Made Easy."
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2005-05-25 15:33||   2005-05-25 15:33|| Front Page Top

#15 How about "Form SF180 For Dummies"?
Posted by Matt 2005-05-25 15:43||   2005-05-25 15:43|| Front Page Top

#16 Funny... I see a bunch of animal trap ads. The weasel ref?
Posted by eLarson 2005-05-25 16:53|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com]  2005-05-25 16:53|| Front Page Top

#17 How hard is it to fill out THIS ONE FORM, the instructions are right here. It's a lousy TWO PAGES. Turnaround time 2-4 weeks.
Posted by gromky 2005-05-25 17:37||   2005-05-25 17:37|| Front Page Top

#18 The botoxed one is obviously trying to skate on this one. Must be a dishonorable discharge. Two new witnesses (both were JAGS) to his dishonorable discharge, article was posted at Free Republic

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1406760/posts
Posted by sea cruise 2005-05-25 17:41||   2005-05-25 17:41|| Front Page Top

#19 Matt - Lol! The roll continues unabated, lol!

SC - Now that's interesting... I hope it proves bona-fide. I fear for the individual having his personal info out there - the Ted Rall crowd is capable of any act. Thx for the link!
Posted by .com 2005-05-25 18:08||   2005-05-25 18:08|| Front Page Top

#20 Thanks, Sea Cruise... very interesting.

It occurs to me that the left in general has an "ego thing" about the soft-on-defense position. It's not enough for them to win, they actually feel the need to have their positions described as intelligent, even when they're not.
Posted by Phil Fraering 2005-05-25 21:56|| http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com]">[http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com]  2005-05-25 21:56|| Front Page Top

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