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2005-06-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by anonymous5089 2005-06-21 11:30|| || Front Page|| [11135 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 A prized ewe?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Posted by tu3031 2005-06-21 12:15|| 2005-06-21 12:15|| Front Page Top

#2 So that's where sheeple come from!

Posted by Dar">Dar 2005-06-21 12:27|| 2005-06-21 12:27|| Front Page Top

#3 But... But... That's Black Bart's girl!

Posted by Fred 2005-06-21 12:54|| 2005-06-21 12:54|| Front Page Top

#4 Sheep:
People, why do they f*** hate us?

Posted by Spot">Spot 2005-06-21 13:10|| 2005-06-21 13:10|| Front Page Top

#5 Enough of these sheep thrills and baaad puns. Ewe should be ashamed of yourselves. It's getting too wild and wooly around here.

Posted by Mike 2005-06-21 13:20|| 2005-06-21 13:20|| Front Page Top

#6 "I only made love to the ewe twice using two condoms but I never do it regularly," he said in his defence.

...because it's only gross if you make it a habit, right? Besides, he wasn't "having sex" with the the sheep -- he was "making love". Bought her a bag of oats and everything.

Posted by BH 2005-06-21 13:23|| 2005-06-21 13:23|| Front Page Top

#7 "caught having sex with a female sheep"

That's his problem.

Everyone knows he's supposed to screw male sheep. (Whenever he can't find little boys.)

Nice to see he used a condom, though; wouldn't want the poor sheep to catch anything.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2005-06-21 13:25|| 2005-06-21 13:25|| Front Page Top

#8 It's getting harder and harder to find virgin wool anymore.

Posted by Dar">Dar 2005-06-21 14:08|| 2005-06-21 14:08|| Front Page Top

#9 If you haven't seen Jim Jarmusch's "Night On Earth," especially the Rome sequence featuring Roberto Benigni, you should. Very funny.

Posted by Tibor 2005-06-21 14:21|| 2005-06-21 14:21|| Front Page Top

#10 Musical score: "Embraceable Ewe"...

Posted by mojo">mojo 2005-06-21 14:51|| 2005-06-21 14:51|| Front Page Top

#11 virgin wool comes from ugly sheep

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-06-21 15:04|| 2005-06-21 15:04|| Front Page Top

#12 So now are we going to have to allow MBM (man-beast-marriage) along with gay marriage?

It's a veddy veddy baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad idea.
[/overworked pun]

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2005-06-21 15:51|| 2005-06-21 15:51|| Front Page Top

#13 the rantburg graphics are an amazing work of art.

Posted by 2b 2005-06-21 15:54|| 2005-06-21 15:54|| Front Page Top

#14 virgin wool comes from ugly sheep
All the sheep look pretty at closing time...

Posted by Steve ">Steve 2005-06-21 15:54|| 2005-06-21 15:54|| Front Page Top

#15 What did the sheep say after the event?

Not baaaaad

Posted by Captain America 2005-06-21 15:55|| 2005-06-21 15:55|| Front Page Top

#16 The bloodied shoe repairer [...] insisted that his affection for animals was limited to sheep.

"All those bitches meant nothing to me! It's ewe I love!"

Posted by BH 2005-06-21 16:09|| 2005-06-21 16:09|| Front Page Top

#17 Jeeez, just another RB sheep story.

How long you been holding on to that graphic? :>

Posted by Shipman 2005-06-21 17:58|| 2005-06-21 17:58|| Front Page Top

#18 This one will go down in the RB Sink Trap Classic Department.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2005-06-21 18:30|| 2005-06-21 18:30|| Front Page Top

#19 I swear she never said no, she kept coming on to me..showing me her hindquarters and telling me how baaaaad she was. She was asking for it.

And I was just helping that dog too, I swear I don't even like Michael Jackson's music!

I'd never have sex with a dog..that's gross. Besides what would my honey lamb say if she knew I was cheating on her with that bitch?

Posted by Mountain Man 2005-06-21 18:36|| 2005-06-21 18:36|| Front Page Top

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