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2005-06-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

'Medicine Man' Arrested on Peyote Charges

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Posted by tu3031 2005-06-24 10:57|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Doctor Mooney
He's a man you must believe
Helping anyone in need
No one can succeed like
Doctor Mooney

Well, well, well, you're feeling fine
Well, well, well, he'll make you
Doctor Mooney

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2005-06-24 13:43|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-06-24 13:43|| Front Page Top

#2 im purdy big in the native 'mercan church too, ima advise not mixing the black drink and the green corn tho

Posted by half 2005-06-24 13:44|| 2005-06-24 13:44|| Front Page Top

#3 i will admit tho it kinda odd that the noles get peyote when the nearest button was 2000 miles away, i guess movin helped, seems like they'd use happy mushrooms as a sacriment seeing as the mushroom and the noles both from the same place... lake mikosukee

Posted by half 2005-06-24 13:47|| 2005-06-24 13:47|| Front Page Top

#4 "Flaming Eagle"? I know there's an Andrew Sullivan joke in there somewhere...

Posted by Raj 2005-06-24 14:28|| 2005-06-24 14:28|| Front Page Top

#5 Likely caught cause they didn't clean the buttons properly nor coat with enough peanut butter before swallowing.

A congregation all retching at once would be pretty suspicious!

BTW... they were smart enough to open them up and clean out all those little needles? Those needles have lots of strychnine in them.

Posted by 3dc 2005-06-24 15:17|| 2005-06-24 15:17|| Front Page Top

#6 Wow, sounds like you guys have done extensive "research" on the subject.

12,000 peyote buttons,

Must be a big parish he "shepherds."

Good example why peyote is now an endangered plant.

Posted by Xbalanke 2005-06-24 16:55|| 2005-06-24 16:55|| Front Page Top

#7 yeah, lotta peyote indigenous to Seminole regions

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-06-24 17:04|| 2005-06-24 17:04|| Front Page Top

#8 The frustrating bit about peyote and its legal use is that the only legal peyote grown in the US is on two small ranches in Texas, and far less than what is needed for legitimate religious regions. However, just across the border in Mexico it all sorts, growing wild. So while indians have to wait for months to get it in the US, like they have to wait for eagle feathers, they can't bring any across the border.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-06-24 18:27|| 2005-06-24 18:27|| Front Page Top

#9 Xbalanke
from first person whispers and doctors stories...
It tastes worse than doggie droppings
You can't keep it down for long without special prep. (your body knows it is poison.)
A 60s hippie would have cleaned it.
Sliced it
put it inside of peanut butter and covered with bread.
rolled the sandwich into little bread covered balls.
taken three beers
swallowed with beer and no chewing while holding the nose
chugged 2 more beers to cover the taste
brushed the teeth and gargled with mouthwash
repeat the last step over and over all night as everybody tells the person their breath reeks more then dogshit.

Such a wholesome and uplifting hobbie..
It makes little johnny want to brush and brush.

Posted by 3dc 2005-06-24 18:38|| 2005-06-24 18:38|| Front Page Top

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