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2005-06-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by BigEd 2005-06-28 16:08|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 the defendant stated he was fleeing subterranean beings he called "hemadrones" when he carjacked a commercial vehicle near a Nevada City, Calif., gas station and then crashed into Reynolds' service vehicle.

When Scientologists Attack! - tonight on Fox.

Posted by BH 2005-06-28 16:17|| 2005-06-28 16:17|| Front Page Top

#2 Oh if he's a speed freak, he probably saw them.
Now that that's out of the way...THROW HIS ASS IN JAIL AND LOSE THE KEY!

Posted by tu3031 2005-06-28 16:56|| 2005-06-28 16:56|| Front Page Top

#3 Damn, Mucky's way up in the Superstitious Mountains... he'd have the inside scoop for us.

Posted by Shipman 2005-06-28 18:07|| 2005-06-28 18:07|| Front Page Top

#4 One of them was carrying a little book with the title "To Serve Man."

Posted by Mike 2005-06-28 18:21|| 2005-06-28 18:21|| Front Page Top

#5 Not guilty by reason of insanity, my ass.

He should have pled not guilty by reason of inability to make up a believable story.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2005-06-28 21:46|| http://www.ariellestjohndesigns.com]">[http://www.ariellestjohndesigns.com] 2005-06-28 21:46|| Front Page Top

#6 subterranean beings would clearly be terresterial, not alien. Convicted

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-06-28 21:55|| 2005-06-28 21:55|| Front Page Top

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