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2005-07-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by anonymous5089 2005-07-26 08:15|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I thought it was legal to shop nude at 4 a.m.? The guy at the 7-11 never says anything...

Posted by Chuck Simmins">Chuck Simmins 2005-07-26 09:34|| http://blog.simmins.org]">[http://blog.simmins.org] 2005-07-26 09:34|| Front Page Top

#2 "Hum, 35 years is a tad too old for me to fantasize about that particular incident."

I can no longer even remember what it was like to be that young. 35, in my frame of reference, is "post-pubescent."

Posted by Dave D. 2005-07-26 09:56|| 2005-07-26 09:56|| Front Page Top

#3 I've got boots older than that.

Posted by Steve">Steve 2005-07-26 10:29|| 2005-07-26 10:29|| Front Page Top

#4 ima seen purdee hot 35 yeer oles an sum purdy nastee lookin tweny sumthins. unlessn they anchent an decrepid sum wimmins looken good even to they fiftees. yoo aint seen em exersise cumershels that fiftee sumthin in?

goddamit. kant remeber teh cumpanee name.

>:(

Posted by muck4doo 2005-07-26 10:37|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-07-26 10:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Not that I have a problem with this, but next time the lefties ask why 'they' hate us they might consider this, and the nakes protests in light of the Taliban's own dress codes for women.

Posted by rjschwarz">rjschwarz 2005-07-26 11:08|| rjschwarz.com]">[rjschwarz.com] 2005-07-26 11:08|| Front Page Top

#6 ima seen purdee hot 35 yeer oles an sum purdy nastee lookin tweny sumthins.

I agree with muck! What? No pictures?

Posted by BigEd 2005-07-26 11:53|| 2005-07-26 11:53|| Front Page Top

#7 not frum werk im dont. :)

Posted by muck4doo 2005-07-26 11:57|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-07-26 11:57|| Front Page Top

#8 "There are one million stories in the Naked City, and this is one of them."

Posted by Mike 2005-07-26 12:02|| 2005-07-26 12:02|| Front Page Top

#9 Example :

Michelle Pfeiffer was 34 when she played CATWOMAN in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle P.

Posted by BigEd 2005-07-26 12:03|| 2005-07-26 12:03|| Front Page Top

#10 38 yeer ole sama hiyek

Posted by muck4doo 2005-07-26 12:34|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-07-26 12:34|| Front Page Top

#11 Catherine Zeta Jones â Date of Birth: 25 September 1969

jus wach tmoble cumershels

Posted by muck4doo 2005-07-26 12:48|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-07-26 12:48|| Front Page Top

#12

cumershels?

Posted by Shipman 2005-07-26 15:41|| 2005-07-26 15:41|| Front Page Top

#13 cumershels?

I ran it through the Universal Translator:

jus wach tmoble cumershels = "Just watch T-Mobil commercials."

What is really scary, is that I'm beginning to understand him without it.

Posted by Steve">Steve 2005-07-26 16:23|| 2005-07-26 16:23|| Front Page Top

#14 What is really scary is that I've been understanding him for months. Imer frayed ima njoyen it!

Posted by Neutron Tom 2005-07-26 16:30|| 2005-07-26 16:30|| Front Page Top

#15 what's really scary is I started writing office memos: "Ima thinkr we shood..." before I catch myself. Damn

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-07-26 16:37|| 2005-07-26 16:37|| Front Page Top

#16 Feel the power of Marketing!
LOL!

comusherls supposed to spelled with a Kay

Posted by Shipman 2005-07-26 16:57|| 2005-07-26 16:57|| Front Page Top

#17 huh?

Posted by muck4doo 2005-07-26 23:55|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-07-26 23:55|| Front Page Top