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2005-07-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

40 Goats and 20 Cows Offered for Chelsea's Hand

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Posted by Chris W. 2005-07-28 00:01|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 He'll be offended if you don't accept, Bill. He's connected, too, so you'd had better strike the bargain while you can - they might hate us and seethe or something, if you don't. In Billy's own world view, our standing in the International Community is the Most Important Thing. Sometimes you gotta overlook petty personal concerns and give, y'know? It's for the greater good, Billyboy. Fork her over.

Posted by .com 2005-07-28 03:11|| 2005-07-28 03:11|| Front Page Top

#2 If buddy Bill wants to take Kofi's spot, he best not offend the natives. Besides, one of those cows could fill in for Monica.

Posted by Captain America 2005-07-28 05:53|| 2005-07-28 05:53|| Front Page Top

#3 "Y'all can keep the goats and chickens . . . got any 22-year olds and a box of cigars, though?"

Posted by Mike 2005-07-28 06:33|| 2005-07-28 06:33|| Front Page Top

#4 When I saw this the other day, I forwarded on to several buddies. One replied:

"40 goats and 20 cows for 1 dog? Sounds like a deal to me."

Posted by BA 2005-07-28 08:13|| 2005-07-28 08:13|| Front Page Top

#5 I attempted to post this yesterday. My proposed headline was "Clinton Offered 40 Virginia Kelleys and 20 Hillary Clintons for Chelsea." BA, I like your buddies headline even better.

Posted by Tibor 2005-07-28 10:11|| 2005-07-28 10:11|| Front Page Top

#6 Just tryin' to forward the discussion, Tibor! lol.

Posted by BA 2005-07-28 10:22|| 2005-07-28 10:22|| Front Page Top

#7 "What daddy, you did what? Do you know the size of the mosquitos in Africa? You can't drink the water! Mama mama mama - You need to throw a vase at him again..."

"Farewell snow. No more skiing. alas. I now have a life in a lion's playground!"

Posted by BigEd 2005-07-28 11:17|| 2005-07-28 11:17|| Front Page Top

#8 How much for both hands?

Posted by Kalle (kafir forever) 2005-07-28 13:41|| 2005-07-28 13:41|| Front Page Top

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