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2005-08-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by muck4doo 2005-08-01 13:29|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Jesus wept.

[knock] "Metropolitan Police!"
[silence]
"All right, Nigel. Break it down."
"Yes, sir. [smack] Ow! Ow! Ow! My foot."
"You're supposed to take your shoes off before we enter, but after you kick the door down."

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2005-08-01 13:54|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-08-01 13:54|| Front Page Top

#2 I predict caltrops at the next residence they raid.

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2005-08-01 14:12|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-08-01 14:12|| Front Page Top

#3 Can we justify a pre-frontal lobotomy for the idiot that made up that rule?

Posted by BigEd 2005-08-01 17:35|| 2005-08-01 17:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Stop!
Barefoot boom with sneaks of skam

Posted by Shipman 2005-08-01 20:28|| 2005-08-01 20:28|| Front Page Top

#5 fownd em nuther sorce.

exserps:

POLICE have been told to take their shoes off and not use sniffer dogs when raiding Muslim homes.

~snip~

It then lists 18 points police officers should note.

These include:

â¢ Rapid entry needs to be the last resort and raids into Muslim houses are discouraged for a number of religious dignity reasons.

â¢ Police should seek to avoid looking at unclad Muslim women and allow them an opportunity to dress and cover their heads.

â¢ For reasons of dignity officers should seek to avoid entering occupied bedrooms and bathrooms even before dawn.

â¢ Use of police dogs will be considered serious desecration of the premises and may necessitate extensive cleaning of the house and disposal of household items.

â¢ Advice should be sought before considering the use of cameras and camcorders due to the risk of capturing individuals, especially women, in inappropriate dress.

â¢ Muslim prisoners should be allowed to take additional clothing to the station.

â¢ If people are praying at home officers should stand aside and not disrupt the prayer. They should be allowed the opportunity to finish.

â¢ Officers should not take shoes into the houses, especially in areas that might be kept pure for prayer purposes.

â¢ In the current climate the justification for pre-dawn raids on Muslim houses needs to be clear and transparent.

â¢ Non-Muslims are not allowed to touch holy books, Qurans or religious artefacts without permission. Where possible, Muslim officers in a state of 'Wudhu' (preparation before prayer) should be used for this purpose.

mebbe their beter cal ferst to maker shure teh ladees goten they burkas on

Posted by muck4doo 2005-08-01 21:26|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-08-01 21:26|| Front Page Top

#6 forgot. moren at leenk.

Posted by muck4doo 2005-08-01 21:27|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-08-01 21:27|| Front Page Top

#7 They must have watched Die Hard. You know the part where he see's Bruce Willis is barefoot so he shoots at the glass.
This can't be taken seriously, can it?

Posted by Jan 2005-08-01 22:18|| 2005-08-01 22:18|| Front Page Top

#8 thatn teh byooty of em innernet jan.

best theeng to hapen sence memorex. :)

we jus doent kno.

yoo knoew how manee timez zarkawi been killt on thes blog?

Posted by muck4doo 2005-08-01 23:01|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-08-01 23:01|| Front Page Top

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