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2005-08-15 Home Front: Culture Wars
Bill Clinton's Greatest Hits!
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Posted by Raj 2005-08-15 11:22|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 "Money for Nothing" (and your chicks for free)
"Get Down Tonight"
"Blowing in the wind"
"Devil in a Blue Dress"
"Why don't we get drunk and screw?"
Posted by Steve">Steve  2005-08-15 11:38||   2005-08-15 11:38|| Front Page Top

#2 PBS will have him in concert. Probably during pledge week. They'll throw this in with the tote bag...if you contribute maybe a grand.
Posted by tu3031 2005-08-15 11:43||   2005-08-15 11:43|| Front Page Top

#3 This'll be a big hit in China.
Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford  2005-08-15 11:53|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/]  2005-08-15 11:53|| Front Page Top

#4 Bill will be opening for the Red Hot Chili Peppers on their Blood Sugar Sex Semen tour.
Posted by Marvin 2005-08-15 12:03||   2005-08-15 12:03|| Front Page Top

#5 Sung to "Dead Skunk"
Loudon Wainwright III

Waitin at the Hotel late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't se a Hil’ry a spyin there
The Bubba got caught and there you are!

You got yer
Bubba caught in the hotel suite
Bubba caught in the hotel suite
You got your Bubba caught in the hotel suite
Hil’ry’s gonna smack ‘em!

He’d better duck quick, that vase will smart!
Close the door quick and run real hard
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
Bubba will feel it when she kicks his derieierey

You got yer
Bubba caught in the hotel suite
Bubba caught in the hotel suite
You got your Bubba caught in the hotel suite
Hil’ry’s gonna smack ‘em!


Yeah you got yer Paula J. and you got yer Kathleen
On a moonlight night you got yer Miss Americee
Got yer Gennifer and yer Monica too.
The DNA stain its gonna make you swoon!
Bubba caught in the hotel suite
Bubba caught in the hotel suite
You got your Bubba caught in the hotel suite
Hil’ry’s gonna smack ‘em!

Hil’ry’s gonna smack ‘em!

C'mon duck!

You got it!
Smack ‘em, she’ll smack ‘em
Bubba caught in the hotel
Bubba caught in the hotel suite
Hil’ry’s gonna smack ‘em!
All over the place, gotta duck, man!
Oh, you got a vase
It's crack, it's on the wall there
And Hil’ry’s gonna smack, smack ‘em!




Posted by Ogeretla 2005 2005-08-15 12:22||   2005-08-15 12:22|| Front Page Top

#6 Ogeretia, thanks once again for making me laugh. We're going to have to talk to Fred about having appointed as the Official Rantburg Poet!
Posted by Steve White">Steve White  2005-08-15 18:52||   2005-08-15 18:52|| Front Page Top

#7 

Billy was careful with me. They taught me how to use a sword on the TV show.
Posted by Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Miss America 1982 2005-08-15 19:36||   2005-08-15 19:36|| Front Page Top

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