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2005-08-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man Sacrifices Goats to Celebrate Divorce

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Posted by Fred 2005-08-17 00:42|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Just the male goats. He's saving the females for courting.

Posted by Zim Bob 2005-08-17 05:49|| 2005-08-17 05:49|| Front Page Top

#2 The husband was honoring a vow to hold a large party if he ever managed to separate from his wife.

He makes it sound hard. I thought all he had to do was say "Beetlejuice" three times.

Posted by BH 2005-08-17 10:16|| 2005-08-17 10:16|| Front Page Top

#3 BH : He makes it sound hard. I thought all he had to do was say "Beetlejuice" three times.

"It is an option that man SHOULD have considered, though the ex-wife didn't "dispatch" him, so I might not have been much help... But I am always in for a good goat BBQ!"

Posted by Betelgeuse 2005-08-17 11:05|| 2005-08-17 11:05|| Front Page Top

#4 A divorce celebration from a "violent Muslim woman" is not complete without a vacation to the Peshawar Province.

It'll be a great vacation. I hear that there are lots fellow Saudi's vacationing this time of year.

Posted by Poison Reverse 2005-08-17 12:25|| 2005-08-17 12:25|| Front Page Top

#5 ...Cripes, I couldn't AFFORD enough goats to celebrate my divorce.

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2005-08-17 12:30|| 2005-08-17 12:30|| Front Page Top

#6 You know why it's expensive, don't you, Mike? 'Cuz it's worth it.

Posted by BH 2005-08-17 14:21|| 2005-08-17 14:21|| Front Page Top

#7 :> Mike und BH

Posted by Shipman 2005-08-17 16:32|| 2005-08-17 16:32|| Front Page Top

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