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2005-09-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by phil_b 2005-09-23 07:13|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Yep. It did. Still funny.

Posted by Shipman 2005-09-23 07:44|| 2005-09-23 07:44|| Front Page Top

#2 woid:

"Never shake the bucket of nuts before you're tied to the yak rope."

"If you forget yourself in the excitement and shake the bucket too soon, you'll be flattened by two hairy tons of behemoth,"

Posted by Whutle Spugum yak 2005-09-23 07:59|| 2005-09-23 07:59|| Front Page Top

#3 "If you forget yourself in the excitement and shake the bucket too soon, you'll be flattened by two hairy tons of behemoth,"

Wrong story. That's from the story about Michael Moore's time at the fat farm.

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2005-09-23 08:50|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-09-23 08:50|| Front Page Top

#4 "Never shake the bucket of nuts before you're tied to the yak rope."

I'm gonna have that tatooed on my arse, and cal it a conversation-piece.

Posted by Snaigum Crump7457 2005-09-23 11:49|| 2005-09-23 11:49|| Front Page Top

#5 Never shake the bucket of nuts before you're tied to the yak rope.

And always make sure the yak approaches you from the front.

Posted by DragonFly 2005-09-23 12:52|| 2005-09-23 12:52|| Front Page Top

#6 so what happens when you get pulled to the top and hit the pulley?????
do ya get yer own nuts shaken????

Posted by USN, ret. 2005-09-23 15:03|| 2005-09-23 15:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Just remember,

Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen

Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses
And we have to clean up after them
And our saddle sores are the best
We proudly wear womens clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts
And the buzzards they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes will devour us whole
Our bones will bleach in the sun
And we will probably go to hell
And that is our great reward
For being the-uh ro-yal canadian kilted yaksmen

Posted by bruce 2005-09-23 18:27|| 2005-09-23 18:27|| Front Page Top

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