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2005-09-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Dispelling a Myth of Dangerous ~~Sharks with frickin' laser beams~~ Navy Dolphins

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Posted by Phil Fraering 2005-09-29 00:42|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 These dolphins are cruising the blown up levees of New Orleans hunting down, killing, and eating black folks. Trust me. I seen it with my own eyes. Or somebody told me. I forget.

Posted by Louis Farrakhan 2005-09-29 08:58|| 2005-09-29 08:58|| Front Page Top

#2 I heard there were 19 dolphins. Is that true, Louis?

Posted by Chris W. 2005-09-29 09:30|| 2005-09-29 09:30|| Front Page Top

#3 19? What the hell are you talkin...oh, yes! YES! 19! At least 19 killer black folk huntin killer dolphins! Mayor Nagin told me.

Posted by Louis Farrakhan 2005-09-29 09:41|| 2005-09-29 09:41|| Front Page Top

#4 Now you know how those levees were blown up.

Posted by Miss American Pie 2005-09-29 11:19|| 2005-09-29 11:19|| Front Page Top

#5 All right, last question. If I see one of these dolphins wearing a harness with a poison dart gun on its back in my neighborhood, should I call Homeland Security or George C. Scott or Dr. Evil? Or who should I call?

I think you should ~~stop drinking~~ swim fast

Very fast. 40 fricking miles per hour.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2005-09-29 11:57|| 2005-09-29 11:57|| Front Page Top

#6 I thought I saw one with a Halliburton branding. Coincidence, I dunno, but I do find it curious that Cheney is VP and that Katrina and Rita both missed Wyoming...
And why,,, why,,, can't we use our military resources to promote peace in the Middle East by blowing up more Isrealis?? Why, oh, Why Mr. President have you forsaken me??

Workers of the World Unite!
Sincerly,
C. Sheehan

Posted by macofromoc 2005-09-29 12:21|| 2005-09-29 12:21|| Front Page Top

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