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2005-10-07 Home Front: Politix

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Posted by Raj 2005-10-07 13:49|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Raj: You are a strange man.

Posted by Secret Master 2005-10-07 14:24|| 2005-10-07 14:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Why, thank you!

Posted by Raj 2005-10-07 14:35|| 2005-10-07 14:35|| Front Page Top

#3 Nice platform. Could he be our first Muslim president?

Posted by tu3031 2005-10-07 14:36|| 2005-10-07 14:36|| Front Page Top

#4 I, for one, welcome our new alien overlord.

Posted by Xbalanke 2005-10-07 15:35|| 2005-10-07 15:35|| Front Page Top

#5 THE LAND OF ZOD

From breakfast on thoughout the day,
My parents, teachers, I obey,
But every evening time, dear God,
I am the slave of General Zod.

All by myself I have to go,
Where General Zod orders me to,
To carry out his evil plans,
On different worlds and alien lands.

The strangest powers he's given me,
To level mountains, boil seas.
Entire armies bow down to Zod,
'Til morning, when I wake up tired.

Try as I can to find my way,
I can never serve my Lord at day,
Nor can remember plain and clear,
How best to make the mortals fear.

For when I rise, my powers ebb,
I can no longer see through lead,
Or levitate, use X-Ray vision,
Crush uranium to make it fission.

But someday soon I know he'll deign,
To make the Planet Earth his reign,
I know he can, don't say he cannot,
For I am his best Lieutenant.

When he arrives, my powers sublime,
Will crush Earth's best in record time.
But I hope he comes from noon 'til three,
So I can skip my therapy.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-10-07 16:28|| 2005-10-07 16:28|| Front Page Top

#6 yeah but he would look ridiculous, shouting for "more cowbell!". That's the kinda useful criteria I use to pick my C-in-C

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-10-07 18:14|| 2005-10-07 18:14|| Front Page Top

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