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2005-12-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Pappy 2005-12-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 A hazardous slick of broken eggs caused traffic chaos in rural Ireland Thursday

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

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The greatest number of yolks ever in one chicken egg was nine. LOYOKS!

Posted by Attribution, no way 2005-12-16 05:10|| 2005-12-16 05:10|| Front Page Top

#2 what's a "lorry"?

Posted by Jan 2005-12-16 13:00|| 2005-12-16 13:00|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm no expert on chickens, but it doesnt take a genius to figure out that if you throw out a bucket of chicken feed away from the road.........

Posted by bigjim-ky 2005-12-16 13:00|| 2005-12-16 13:00|| Front Page Top

#4 #2: what's a "lorry"?

"Lorry" that's Brit Speak for Heavy Truck.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2005-12-16 14:27|| 2005-12-16 14:27|| Front Page Top

#5 It is an issue of leadership. I will immediately dispatch our lead hen, a Rhode Island Red named Rosie to lead the chickens off the road. There seems to be no chicken leadership in County Cavan any more. These are fowl times in Ireland, sad.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2005-12-16 14:46|| 2005-12-16 14:46|| Front Page Top

#6 lol foghorn leghorn comes to mind

Posted by Jan 2005-12-16 15:56|| 2005-12-16 15:56|| Front Page Top

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