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2006-01-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-01-11 10:24|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 MSM Lies, Mouse Dies (not)

i just knew it was a demandable lie when i first heard about it, next thing you know they'll be tellin us raccoon are humping Dogs!

Posted by RD 2006-01-11 11:58|| 2006-01-11 11:58|| Front Page Top

#2 RD That picture is WRONG WRONG WRONG and I have coffee all over my keyboard!

Posted by Cyber Sarge">Cyber Sarge 2006-01-11 13:06|| 2006-01-11 13:06|| Front Page Top

#3 Didn't you know, that's where coon dogs come from.

Posted by 2b 2006-01-11 15:00|| 2006-01-11 15:00|| Front Page Top

#4 There is something glarinly missing from this story.

According to the initial report, Mares threw the critter in a pile of burning leaves near his home, but it ran back to the house on fire. A local firefighter said the mouse ran to just beneath a window and the flames spread up the window and throughout the house. All contents of the home were destroyed, but no one was injured.

Sooo... did a local firefighter tell the reporter this and he was mistaken, or did the reporter just make it up? Enquiring minds...

Posted by 2b 2006-01-11 15:03|| 2006-01-11 15:03|| Front Page Top

#5 I too, welcome our mousee overlords!

Posted by twobyfour 2006-01-11 15:29|| 2006-01-11 15:29|| Front Page Top

#6 It is an urban legend; one of the oldest. Used to involve hilbillys tying a stick of dynamite to a small animal in the desert, who promptly takes cover under one of the hilbilly's brand new dualie pickup truck. As soon as I heard this story, the BS detector went off.

Posted by Mark E. 2006-01-11 16:07|| 2006-01-11 16:07|| Front Page Top

#7 I too, welcome our mousee overlords!

Are they white? And is the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything an integer .... ??? (Hitchhiker's reference)

Posted by lotp 2006-01-11 16:17|| 2006-01-11 16:17|| Front Page Top

#8 42.

Posted by trailing wife 2006-01-11 19:08|| 2006-01-11 19:08|| Front Page Top

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