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2006-03-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Greremble Thearong9675 2006-03-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Video Here

Posted by 3dc 2006-03-30 00:17|| 2006-03-30 00:17|| Front Page Top

#2 wow! House arrest for cats and we let hate-spewing Imams roam free....

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-03-30 00:30|| 2006-03-30 00:30|| Front Page Top

#3 The solution to the problem is simple and requires 3 things:
1. A canvas sack.
2. A bunch of rocks.
3. A bridge to throw it off of.
All they need to do is figure out which sissy has the stones go grab an 8 pound cat.
Hint: grab it by the throat.

Posted by JerseyMike 2006-03-30 06:37|| 2006-03-30 06:37|| Front Page Top

#4 Obviously we need a law banning the growing of claws and fangs!

Approprate graphic.

Posted by CrazyFool 2006-03-30 08:12|| 2006-03-30 08:12|| Front Page Top

#5 Somehow I can't get the scene of the rabbit from The Holy Grail out of my mind on this one. They forgot the "big pointy teeth," lol! Great pic, BTW!

Posted by BA 2006-03-30 11:24|| 2006-03-30 11:24|| Front Page Top

#6 What a bunch of pussies.

Posted by DoDo 2006-03-30 12:47|| 2006-03-30 12:47|| Front Page Top

#7 Easy for you to say Do. But I understand that Lewis "will stare you down" and "you never know how he'll react".

Back away slowly, don't make eye contact and even think about a tree.

Posted by 6 2006-03-30 14:12|| 2006-03-30 14:12|| Front Page Top

#8 Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

So's my foot vs. a friggin cat. They aren't just pussies, they're stupid pussies...

Posted by tu3031 2006-03-30 14:15|| 2006-03-30 14:15|| Front Page Top

#9 I run a hall gamut each morning. I've only needed stitches once, what a bunch a wimps. Fight yur cats! They'll R E S P E C T you.

Posted by 6 2006-03-30 18:03|| 2006-03-30 18:03|| Front Page Top

#10 There's no need to resort to violence.

They just need to do an exchange program.

Somewhere in Texas there's probably a toy poodle that'll be perfectly suited for Massachussets...

Posted by Phil 2006-03-30 18:10|| 2006-03-30 18:10|| Front Page Top

#11 Macavity's not there!

Posted by Korora">Korora 2006-03-30 18:18|| 2006-03-30 18:18|| Front Page Top

#12 Having been owned by many cats over the years I can tell you this is entirely normal cat behavior.

When a cat rubs against your leg, he's actually marking you with "His" scent, (Scent glands are above the eyes in front of the ears) making sure that you're marked as "His" private property.
We humans can't smell it, but other cats can.

Obviously Lewis is smelling other cats scents. That's as plain a "Fight" signal as the middle finger at a NASCAR versus Biker rally.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-03-30 22:01|| 2006-03-30 22:01|| Front Page Top

#13 Quote from the article.
"Everyone who is complaining has a cat.
End Quote.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-03-30 23:05|| 2006-03-30 23:05|| Front Page Top

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