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2006-05-08 Home Front: Politix

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Posted by Steve 2006-05-08 13:06|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Goss resigns for yet undisclosed reasons. Dusty Foggo resigns "normally" over .... whores, cigars and poker, Ms. Moore quits in anger over promotion. Looks like were off to the Klingon house cleaning races. Whats not to like?

Posted by Besoeker 2006-05-08 14:32|| 2006-05-08 14:32|| Front Page Top

#2 Is it just me or do we need a complete f*cking lunatic to run the CIA. A real bastard that can whip and kick and bust heads in that sewer to turn it around and make the world tremble at the very mention of CIA.

Posted by Bigjim-ky 2006-05-08 14:48|| 2006-05-08 14:48|| Front Page Top

#3 Was that over the top?

I can never tell.

Posted by Bigjim-ky 2006-05-08 14:48|| 2006-05-08 14:48|| Front Page Top

#4 Appears to be about right I'd say Jim.

Posted by Besoeker 2006-05-08 15:27|| 2006-05-08 15:27|| Front Page Top

#5 Hear hear, Jim!

To have a CIA that is spoken of only in terrified wispers, and dreaded by our enemies...

Posted by N guard 2006-05-08 15:31|| 2006-05-08 15:31|| Front Page Top

#6 They weren't hookers, they were recruits.

Posted by RWV 2006-05-08 15:32|| 2006-05-08 15:32|| Front Page Top

#7 Purdy good Big Jim.

A mere 6.8 on my Jebbus Metre, well within the safe range.

Posted by 6 2006-05-08 15:45|| 2006-05-08 15:45|| Front Page Top

#8 Jim, that was a long time ago, when I was a kid growing up in the Commiedom. They were being called names left and left by Pravdas and I thought them CIAns must be truly wonderful guys.

Posted by twobyfour 2006-05-08 16:09|| 2006-05-08 16:09|| Front Page Top

#9 Personally, I want Fred to run the CIA. Dan Darling will work in a back office memorizing all the names of our enemies and providing position papers, Steve Y will provide security, Lotp does long-range projects (all on tight deadlines), Emily will dig out all sorts of obscure stuff, Al-aska Paul flies us wherever we want to go, and OldSpook does all sorts of, um, 'interesting' things.

Me? I make coffee.

And .com, if he's around, is our press spokesman.

All other jobs available, apply within.

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2006-05-08 16:37|| 2006-05-08 16:37|| Front Page Top

#10 I would like to apply for the job of beating treasonous bastard until they recieve enough spinal damage to crap themselves. Outside in some sort of self-washing washing pit of course. Mike no like cleaning up poop.

Posted by Mike N. 2006-05-08 17:19|| 2006-05-08 17:19|| Front Page Top

#11 Mike, one problem, them are invertebrates.

Posted by twobyfour 2006-05-08 17:23|| 2006-05-08 17:23|| Front Page Top

#12 Damn! Can I thrash them anyway? Like spin them around by thier tails for a while and then toss them into a wall of acid covered spikes or something? Maybe we could turn it into a company function. Bounce some meat off the grill, a few dozen kegs and a treasonous bastard pissing on contest or something. I would think this would be great for morale.

Posted by Mike N. 2006-05-08 17:34|| 2006-05-08 17:34|| Front Page Top

#13 I get to be the tea cart lady, I think. Coffee, too, and something a bit stronger if it's one of those days. The popcorn machine will be kept in the staff lounge, of course. ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2006-05-08 18:12|| 2006-05-08 18:12|| Front Page Top

#14 Was that over the top?

I can never tell.

perfect!

ROFLMAO! jeeze......

Posted by RD 2006-05-08 18:39|| 2006-05-08 18:39|| Front Page Top

#15 I want "Q's" job, if there isn't a "Q" at CIA then invent the position.
(Got all kinds of sneaky ideas)

Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-05-08 19:24|| 2006-05-08 19:24|| Front Page Top

#16 Sign me up. I will provide transportation and spiritual guidance. M'Lady will be available as a clinical psych consultant, as long as her name is not leaked to the press. Our son will be on board, posing as a 10 year old kid.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-05-08 23:02|| 2006-05-08 23:02|| Front Page Top

#17 Oh, yes, I volunteered Frank G. He will be involved in civil engineering projects, like taking out 3 gorges.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-05-08 23:05|| 2006-05-08 23:05|| Front Page Top

#18 Deck the Agency are start anew.

Posted by Captain America 2006-05-08 23:30|| 2006-05-08 23:30|| Front Page Top

#19 Been there, done that, don't want to do it again. I'll stay here in Colorado Springs, in the "field office", and, uh, do whatever I do...

(I spent a decade one year in DC, working at the Navy Yard [213]. I'm sure Old Spook, and possibly Fred, will understand.)

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2006-05-08 23:36|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2006-05-08 23:36|| Front Page Top

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