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2006-08-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by john 2006-08-13 13:03|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 running ~~with scissors~~ through the streets holding your penis with chopsticks sounds like a really good way to get a projectile herniation and possibly lose said penis

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-08-13 13:10|| 2006-08-13 13:10|| Front Page Top

#2 I'm so glad I'm not a man!

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2006-08-13 13:24|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com] 2006-08-13 13:24|| Front Page Top

#3 lol, a bunch of vids of a guy pulling his crock

Posted by RD 2006-08-13 13:28|| 2006-08-13 13:28|| Front Page Top

#4 Barb, I'm so glad I am a man....just not with the problem described.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-08-13 16:00|| 2006-08-13 16:00|| Front Page Top

#5 This article seemed designed to make the average man feel better about himself.

That said there was this guy in the school locker room whose girl friend used to extol at length on his one redeeming value.

Something that those of us on the football team were well aware of and put porn stars to shame.

When she made that clear to him a few years later.... he killed himself....
End of a sad story.

Oh, and that big... fainting on the mans part can be a problem... lots of extra blood is needed from somewhere.

Posted by 3dc 2006-08-13 16:33|| 2006-08-13 16:33|| Front Page Top

#6 Truth is, us guys have two places that need the blood and only enough blood to run one of em at a time.

Posted by Oldspook 2006-08-13 21:47|| 2006-08-13 21:47|| Front Page Top

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