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2006-09-01 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by DepotGuy 2006-09-01 09:06|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 OK, tack on a charge of Lewd and Lascivious Bhavior, Public Indecency, Disorderly Conduct, and Contempt of Court. There. Fixed it.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-09-01 11:12|| 2006-09-01 11:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Now, talk about an incompetent judge. This fool makes Ito look like a Supreme commander. Where did he get his own crap? Did he shuck his drawers and and crap in the courtroom ? I would had had the bailiff over there to crack his skull open with a baton in a heart beat. The only thing the reporters would have been gushing over is spilled brains oozing all over the floor.

Posted by SOP35/Rat 2006-09-01 12:41|| 2006-09-01 12:41|| Front Page Top

#3 One ounce. That's a butt-load of coke, man.

Posted by Javitle Spunter2762 2006-09-01 12:41|| 2006-09-01 12:41|| Front Page Top

#4 A Fleet Phospho-soda with a water chaser about 10 hours before the next hearing will solve the little child's problem. However, I do recommend that no other human be in the same cell with the lad and appropriate water hoses are within the lock crew's arms reach. It was good enough for my colonoscopy, its good enough for him.

Posted by Ulumble Angeck2580 2006-09-01 13:14|| 2006-09-01 13:14|| Front Page Top

#5 You think Joe the Janitor is grumpy...wait till he gets a load of this.

He did get a load of it.

Posted by Zenster 2006-09-01 17:00|| 2006-09-01 17:00|| Front Page Top

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