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2006-09-09 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Nurse Strangles Attacker With Bare Hands
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Posted by lotp 2006-09-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 "5-foot-7 and 260 pounds"

Yikes!

Sure she didn't just sit him to death?
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2006-09-09 00:18|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]  2006-09-09 00:18|| Front Page Top

#2 However it was done, one less douche bag breathing my oxygen, one more decent human allowed to walk in the sun. Hurray for Susan!
Posted by Robjack">Robjack  2006-09-09 00:55||   2006-09-09 00:55|| Front Page Top

#3 Hungry Eddie failed to see the OFF LIMITS sign in Susan's kitchen. He was sitting quietly in the pantry having just polished off his second piece of homemake apple pie and a glass of milk when .... her stethoscope wrapped itself around his windpipe.
Posted by Besoeker 2006-09-09 01:07||   2006-09-09 01:07|| Front Page Top

#4 "Let's see here ...

Good grasp with dry hands? Check!

Thumbs well-centered slightly below laryngeal prominence? Check!

Knee positioned at mid-sternum? Check!

Steadily increasing pressure with thumbs? Check!

Gradual cessation of respiratory function? Check!

Minor cyanosis of facial epidermis? Check!

Fracture of hyoid bone? Check!

Absence of carotid pulse? Check?

Your six o'clock is ready, Dr. Quincy."
Posted by Zenster 2006-09-09 01:23||   2006-09-09 01:23|| Front Page Top

#5 "Hey! You're a nurse! You're supposed to save lives!"
"I'm off duty, you lowlife MF!"
*gurgle* "Rosebud!"
Posted by PBMcL 2006-09-09 01:26||   2006-09-09 01:26|| Front Page Top

#6 Nurse Rachet, is that you?
Posted by Captain America 2006-09-09 02:06||   2006-09-09 02:06|| Front Page Top

#7 260lbs... wouldn't that be rather "with bear hands"?
Posted by twobyfour 2006-09-09 03:31||   2006-09-09 03:31|| Front Page Top

#8 YOU GO GIRL!
Posted by newc">newc  2006-09-09 04:42||   2006-09-09 04:42|| Front Page Top

#9 Hope she's a registered nurse. Wouldn't want her taken in for having an unregistered weapon.

Hand control. When they outlaw hands, only outlaws will have hands.
Posted by Glirong Phinert5746 2006-09-09 08:34||   2006-09-09 08:34|| Front Page Top

#10 Guy I know is a retired show dog handler, one of the top ones out there when he was in the business. He's short, compact, blind in one eye.

In the late 80s and 90s, PETA and their ilk had a habit of coming to dog shows and releasing beloved and valuable animals to run out into the highway to be hit by cars or into the woods to often starve or drown. This was called "liberating" them from the "slavery" they were under. One of the dogs they killed this way was among the top ~5 dogs in competition that year.

Handler had studied judo for years. Never took karate so he didn't have to register his hands. Caught two pimply 20-something guys trying to release dogs from his setup. While "defending" himself he broke two arms and a leg. Police looked at the 5'7" greyhaired, neatly attired and softspoken guy and at the 20-something idiots and no charges were pressed.
Posted by lotp 2006-09-09 12:03||   2006-09-09 12:03|| Front Page Top

#11 "Hand control. When they outlaw hands, only outlaws will have hands."

Hehehehe
Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-09-09 12:16||   2006-09-09 12:16|| Front Page Top

#12 damn hands must be banned!!
Posted by RD 2006-09-09 14:25||   2006-09-09 14:25|| Front Page Top

#13 damn hands must be banned!!

Entire adolescent male population seething in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...
Posted by Zenster 2006-09-09 16:54||   2006-09-09 16:54|| Front Page Top

#14 But their complexions will clear up and they won't go blind. LOL
Posted by lotp 2006-09-09 17:36||   2006-09-09 17:36|| Front Page Top

#15 There was a young Air Force medtech I knew in Panama 1967-68 who was 5'2" tall and about 90 pounds after a soaking rain. She got hassled by a bunch of Army types one night at the service club. She put four of them in the hospital and left two more "walking wounded" - one of which probably never had children. I don't mess with anybody in the medical profession...
Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot  2006-09-09 17:37|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]  2006-09-09 17:37|| Front Page Top

#16 heh
Posted by lotp 2006-09-09 17:39||   2006-09-09 17:39|| Front Page Top

#17 LOL, #15 OP.

You really have led an interesting life.

I think I'm jealous. ;-p
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2006-09-09 17:54|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]  2006-09-09 17:54|| Front Page Top

#18 "Nurse Strangles Attacker";"Wheelchair Bound Woman Shoots Mugger". My goodness, the women are having a lot of fun today.
Posted by GK 2006-09-09 18:30||   2006-09-09 18:30|| Front Page Top

#19 ;-)
Posted by lotp 2006-09-09 18:36||   2006-09-09 18:36|| Front Page Top

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