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Feingold: I'm Not 'Just an Anti-War Guy'

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Posted by Super Hose 2006-09-30 00:10|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Of course not, perish the thought. You're a multifaceted guy, a coward, a partisan seditionist, a Tranzi traitor, a complete pussy, and terminally insane with BDS. That's considered well-rounded by those left of Trotsky.

Posted by .com 2006-09-30 00:25|| 2006-09-30 00:25|| Front Page Top

#2 That's going to leave a mark ...

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2006-09-30 00:59|| 2006-09-30 00:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Well, that pretty much wraps it up .com.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-09-30 01:12|| 2006-09-30 01:12|| Front Page Top

#4 I'm Not 'Just an Anti-War Guy'

You are right. You are a limp-wristed, weak-kneed, pussy. Feel better?

Posted by anymouse">anymouse 2006-09-30 03:00|| 2006-09-30 03:00|| Front Page Top

#5 Gawd! .com was evidently off honing his rapier like rapier. Shorter yet more vicious, I give it a 9.543.

Posted by 6 2006-09-30 07:34|| 2006-09-30 07:34|| Front Page Top

#6 Don't forget disdainer of the First Amendment.

Posted by eLarson 2006-09-30 09:02|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2006-09-30 09:02|| Front Page Top

#7 A time table for withdrawal? Wotta maroon! Is this political posturing or is Russ really this clueless?

Hey, I'm an anti-war guy too and generally against killing people. However, I'm also flexible and willing to make exceptions for dealing with homicidal maniacs. Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Posted by SteveS 2006-09-30 09:40|| 2006-09-30 09:40|| Front Page Top

#8 (apologies to Saturday Night Live)

Wife: New Russ Feingold is an anti-war floor wax!

Husband: No, new Russ Feingold is an anti-terrorist dessert topping!

Wife: He's a anti-war floor wax!

Husband: He's an anti-terrorist dessert topping!

Wife: He's a anti-war floor wax, I'm telling you!

Husband: He's an anti-terrorist dessert topping, you cow!

Spokesman: [enters quickly] Hey, hey, hey, calm down, you two. New Senator Russ Feingold is both a anti-war floor wax and an anti-terrorist dessert topping! Here, I'll spray him on your mop...and some on your democrat pudding.

[Husband eats while Wife mops]

Husband: Mmmmm, tastes anti-terrorist terrific!

Wife: And just look at that anti-war shine! But will he make it through the primary season?

Spokesman: Hey, Senator Russ Feingold outlasts every other leading Senator, 2 to 1. He's durable, and he's scuff-resistant.

Husband: And he's delicious!

Spokesman: Sure is! Perks up anything from an AFL-CIO rally to a feminist whine-athon!

Wife: Made from an exclusive non-hypocritical, non-yellowing formula.

Husband: I haven't even touched my democrat pudding and I'm ready for more!

Wife: But what about the black vote?

Spokesman: Dirt, grime, corruption, racism, even the NAACP, wipes off from him with a damp mop.

[Husband accidentally sprays Russ Feingold onto the floor]

Husband: Oh, sorry, honey, I'll clean that up!

Wife: Oh, no problem, sweetheart, not with new Senator, or dare I say President Russ Feingold!

[Spokesman laughs continuously as he approaches the camera]

Spokesman: New Senator Russ Feingold, for the greatest candidate you ever tasted or used to clean your floors!

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-09-30 10:58|| 2006-09-30 10:58|| Front Page Top

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