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2006-12-09 Iraq

Iraqis Line Up to Put Hussein in the Noose

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Posted by .com 2006-12-09 00:08|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Make it a lottery and sell tickets.

Posted by PBMcL 2006-12-09 00:30|| 2006-12-09 00:30|| Front Page Top

#2 Until the new gallows were built, the Iraqi government used an apparatus and an old rope left over from Mr. Husseins government, said the high-ranking government official. The rope had become so elastic that it would sometimes take as much as eight minutes to kill the convicted person.

I have an idea . . .

Posted by gorb 2006-12-09 00:35|| 2006-12-09 00:35|| Front Page Top

#3 There's a ready solution. Hook him to a pickup. Each driver gets to pull his carcass 1/2 mile. Should accomodate about 50-60 if they take it easy and don't hit too many obstacles.

Posted by SpecOp35 2006-12-09 00:53|| 2006-12-09 00:53|| Front Page Top

#4 . . . and resist the temptation to "crack the whip"! :-)

Posted by gorb 2006-12-09 01:04|| 2006-12-09 01:04|| Front Page Top

#5 Keep it under thirty, boys, I want my turn ...

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2006-12-09 01:33|| 2006-12-09 01:33|| Front Page Top

#6 I say give him one of the 8-minute stretchy ropes.

Posted by Thuque Uninegum4421 2006-12-09 07:47|| 2006-12-09 07:47|| Front Page Top

#7 Saddam: hang by cable on Cable.

Posted by RD 2006-12-09 07:53|| 2006-12-09 07:53|| Front Page Top

#8 Taco Bell his ass.

Posted by Shipman 2006-12-09 08:18|| 2006-12-09 08:18|| Front Page Top

#9 Change the method to firing squad and invite everybody who has a rifle...

Posted by Raj 2006-12-09 11:34|| 2006-12-09 11:34|| Front Page Top

#10 My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time
to let the punishment fit the crime
the punishment fit the crime
and make each prisoner pent
unwillingly represent
a source of innocent merriment
of innocent merriment

-Gilbert and Sullivan's the Mikado

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-12-09 14:18|| 2006-12-09 14:18|| Front Page Top

#11 With a elastic rope... keelhauling (otherwise known as trolling the hard way for sharks) would be effective. Make sure it's at least 500lb line so the bites tear.

Posted by 3dc 2006-12-09 14:23|| 2006-12-09 14:23|| Front Page Top

#12 I like the idea of selling raffle tickets. I'm sure they can raise enough money to repave every highway in Iraq, plus have some left over for port renovations and the extension of the rail network. It's about time Iraq got something worthwhile out of Hussein, and his death may pave the way - pun intended.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2006-12-09 14:40|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2006-12-09 14:40|| Front Page Top

#13 Flesh eating bacteria.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-12-09 14:47|| 2006-12-09 14:47|| Front Page Top

#14 Awww, can't resist.

Of course, he'll do anything to avoid that...

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-12-09 14:55|| 2006-12-09 14:55|| Front Page Top

#15 Most excellent graphics, A5089.

the Iraqi government used an apparatus and an old rope left over from Mr. Husseins government, said the high-ranking government official. The rope had become so elastic that it would sometimes take as much as eight minutes to kill the convicted person.

Four words: Sauce For The Gander

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2006-12-09 23:25|| 2006-12-09 23:25|| Front Page Top

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