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2006-12-12 
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Posted by Fred 2006-12-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Almost. Just about. Purt' near. Sooo close to... Believin' in Gawd.

For now, I'll thank Fred. ;-)
Posted by .com 2006-12-12 00:50||   2006-12-12 00:50|| Front Page Top

#2 I believe she was in Attack of the 50ft Woman... Lesse, if she was 50 ft tall, then say you multiply by 12, and divide by 8.5 on the centerline, squeezify by 13¾, carry the 17, take the square root of Tai an... Holy Shit! Haul out the climbin' gear! It B True Love! Lol.
Posted by .com 2006-12-12 01:00||   2006-12-12 01:00|| Front Page Top

#3 She really has to be careful where she points them things, she could take an eye out.
Posted by Steve White">Steve White  2006-12-12 01:01||   2006-12-12 01:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Impalatress.
Posted by twobyfour 2006-12-12 01:04||   2006-12-12 01:04|| Front Page Top

#5 Why am I thinking bengay?
Posted by gromgoru 2006-12-12 01:05||   2006-12-12 01:05|| Front Page Top

#6 OMG'dess

Posted by RD 2006-12-12 02:14||   2006-12-12 02:14|| Front Page Top

#7 She really has to be careful where she points them things, she could take an eye out.

That's a chance I'd be willing to take.
Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford  2006-12-12 06:25|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/]  2006-12-12 06:25|| Front Page Top

#8 No, Ralphie. You'll take your eye out.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-12-12 07:45||   2006-12-12 07:45|| Front Page Top

#9 I'll still take a hug. ;)
Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader  2006-12-12 08:08||   2006-12-12 08:08|| Front Page Top

#10 I'm thirsty.
Posted by Whomoque Gravimp8761 2006-12-12 08:17||   2006-12-12 08:17|| Front Page Top

#11  She really has to be careful where she points them things, she could take an eye out.

Speakin' of which, 49 has a standing request for including the "Timberrr!" photo of Yvonne Craig in an upcoming RD-SAT-P.
Posted by mrp 2006-12-12 08:53||   2006-12-12 08:53|| Front Page Top

#12 that's why I always wear OSHA safety goggles during sex.

Or would... I haven't got any much lately. Wonder why.....
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-12-12 09:47||   2006-12-12 09:47|| Front Page Top

#13 She has the same wide gap between her eyes as Britney Skanks.

Sign of apocalypse: 4,000,000 pervs accessed pics of Britskanks' privates on perezhilton website. Allah disproves.
Posted by Sneaze Shaiting3550 2006-12-12 10:11||   2006-12-12 10:11|| Front Page Top

#14  4,000,000 pervs accessed pics of Britskanks' privates on perezhilton website. Allah disproves.

What number did Allah come up with?
Posted by mrp 2006-12-12 12:28||   2006-12-12 12:28|| Front Page Top

#15 Why am I thinking bengay?

Nasty. I'm thinking K-Y would work much better.
Posted by gorb 2006-12-12 13:50||   2006-12-12 13:50|| Front Page Top

#16 You guys are sick. I'm thinking of a good, natural, refreshing rain... and the need to get out of wet clothes before she catches a nasty cold.
Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot  2006-12-12 14:12|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]  2006-12-12 14:12|| Front Page Top

#17 Wonder why.....

I'm guessing it's the OSHA safety goggles.
Posted by Scott R">Scott R  2006-12-12 15:09|| http://five24.net]">[http://five24.net]  2006-12-12 15:09|| Front Page Top

#18 I can honestly say that even though I wouldn't respect her in the morning, I would call her back the next night.
Posted by Mike N. 2006-12-12 16:17||   2006-12-12 16:17|| Front Page Top

#19 The Lord loves an honest man Mike N.
Posted by Shipman 2006-12-12 17:06||   2006-12-12 17:06|| Front Page Top

#20 An electrician that used to work for me years ago used to say that his version of a long term relationship is staying for breakfast. Heh.
Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul  2006-12-12 17:42||   2006-12-12 17:42|| Front Page Top

#21 You guys are sick. I'm thinking of a good, natural, refreshing rain... and the need to get out of wet clothes before she catches a nasty cold.

Bingo. Nothing like the good old line;

"Slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini."
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2006-12-12 20:38||   2006-12-12 20:38|| Front Page Top

#22 thanks Scott - I was thinking it was the undersized....er.... *nevermind*
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-12-12 22:56||   2006-12-12 22:56|| Front Page Top

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